Mr Punch's Model Music Hall Songs and Dramas: Collected, Improved and Re-arranged from PunchAnstey, F.
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Mr Punch's Model Music Hall Songs and Dramas: Collected, Improved and Re-arranged from Punch
Anstey, F.
Humorous songs -- England -- Texts; Musicals -- Librettos -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Revues -- Librettos -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
_Woa, Lucindy! Woa, Lucindy! Woa, Lucindy Ann!
At de rate dat you are stuffin, you will nebber leave us nuffin;
so woa, Miss Sindy Ann!_
_To Lady B._ (_who, after joining in chorus with deep emotion, has burst
into tears_). Why, you are _weeping_, dear Grandmother!
_Lady B._ Nay, ’tis nothing, child--but have you no songs which are less
sad?
_Elfie._ Oh, yes, I know plenty of plantation ditties more cheerful than
that. (_Sings._)
_Oh, I hear a gentle whisper from de days ob long ago,
When I used to be a happy darkie slave.
[Trump-a-trump!
But now I’se got to labour wif the shovel an’ de hoe--
For ole Massa lies a sleepin’ in his grave!
[Trump-trump!_
_Chorus._
_Poor ole Massa! Poor ole Massa!_ (Pianissimo.) _Poor ole
Massa, that I nebber more shall see!
He was let off by de Jury, Way down in old Missouri--But
dey lynched him on a persimmon tree._
_Elfie._ You smile at last, dear Grandma! I would sing to you again,
but I am so very, very sleepy!
_Lady B._ Poor child, you have had a long journey. Rest awhile on this
couch, and I will arrange this screen so as to protect your slumbers.
[_Leads little_ ELFIE _to couch_.
_Elfie_ (_sleepily_). Thanks, dear Grandma, thanks.... Now I shall go to
sleep, and dream of you, and the dogs, and angels. I so often dream
about angels--but that is generally after supper, and to-night I have
had no supper.... But never mind.... Good night, Grannie, good night ...
goo’ni’ ... goo ... goo!
[_She sinks softly to sleep._
_Lady B._ And I was about to set the bloodhounds upon this little
sunbeam! ’Tis long since these grim walls have echoed strains so sweet
as hers. (_Croons._) “Woa, Lucindy” &c. “Dey tried him by a Jury, way
down in ole Missouri, an’ dey hung him to a possumdip tree!” (_Goes to
couch, and gazes on the little sleeper._) How peacefully she slumbers!
What a change has come over me in one short hour!--my withered heart is
sending up green shoots of tenderness, of love, and hope! Let me try
henceforth to be worthy of this dear child’s affection and respect.
(_Turns, and sees_ MONKSHOOD.) Ha, Monkshood! Then there is time yet!
Those parcels ... quick, quick!--the parcels!----
_Monks_ (_impassively_). Have been left as you instructed, my Lady.
[_Chord._ Lady B. _staggers back, gasping, into chair. Little_
ELFIE _awakes behind screen, and rubs her eyes_.
_Lady B._ (_in a hoarse whisper_). You--you have left the parcels ...
all--_all?_ Tell me--how were they received? Speak low--I would not
that yonder child should awake and hear!
_Little Elfie_ (_behind the screen, very wide awake indeed_). Dear, good
old Grannie--she would conceal her generosity--even from _me_!
(_Loudly._) She little thinks that I am overhearing all!
_Monks._ I could have sworn I heard whispering.
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