Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known Dramas — John Shaqi
Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known DramasAnstey, F.
General
Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known Dramas
Anstey, F.
Ibsen, Henrik, 1828-1906 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
No, thanks. I won't have that now. I have just recollected that it is a
rule of mine never to injure anybody I have once been formally
introduced to. Strangers don't count. No, poor Mrs. Herdal mustn't take
that powder!
DR. HERDAL.
[_Disappointed._] Then is nothing to come of making rainbow powders,
after all, Hilda?
HILDA.
[_Looks hard at him._] People say you are afraid to take your own
physic. Is that true?
DR. HERDAL.
Yes, I am. [_After a pause--with candour._] I find it invariably
disagrees with me.
HILDA.
[_With a half-dubious smile._] I think I can understand _that_. But you
did _once_. You swallowed your own pills that day at the _table d'hôte_,
ten years ago. And I heard a harp in the air, too!
DR. HERDAL.
[_Open-mouthed._] I don't think that _could_ have been me. I don't play
any instrument. And that was quite a special thing, too. It's not every
day I can do it. Those were only _bread_ pills, Hilda.
HILDA.
[_With flashing eyes._] But you rolled them, you took them. And I want
to see you stand once more free and high and great, swallowing your own
preparations. [_Passionately._] I _will_ have you do it!
[_Imploringly._] Just _once_ more, Dr. Herdal!
DR. HERDAL.
If I did, Hilda, my medical knowledge, slight as it is, leads me to the
conclusion that I should in all probability burst.
HILDA.
[_Looks deeply into his eyes._] So long as you burst _beautifully_! But
no doubt that Miss Blakdraf----
DR. HERDAL.
You must believe in me utterly and entirely. I will do
anything--_anything_, Hilda, to provide you with agreeable
entertainment. I _will_ swallow my own powder! [_To himself, as he goes
gravely up to dispensary._] If only the drugs are sufficiently
adulterated!
[_Goes in; as he does so, the_ NEW ASSISTANT _enters the garden in
blue spectacles, unseen by_ HILDA, _and follows him, leaving open
the glass door._
SENNA.
[_Comes wildly out of drawing-room._] Where is dear Dr. Herdal? Oh, Miss
Wangel, he has discharged me--but I can't--I simply _can't_ live away
from that lovely ledger.
HILDA.
[_Jubilantly._] At this moment Dr. Herdal is in the dispensary, taking
one of his own powders.
SENNA.
[_Despairingly._] But--but it is utterly impossible! Miss Wangel, you
have such a firm hold of him--_don't_ let him do that!
HILDA.
I have already done all I can.
[RÜBUB _appears, talking confidentially with_ MRS. HERDAL, _at
gate._
SENNA.
Oh, Mrs. Herdal, Rübub! The Pill-Doctor is going to take one of his own
preparations. Save him--quick!
RÜBUB.
[_With cold politeness._] I am sorry to hear it--for his sake. But it
would be quite contrary to professional etiquette to prevent him.
MRS. HERDAL.
And I never interfere with my husband's proceedings. I know _my_ duty,
Miss Blakdraf, if _others_ don't!
HILDA.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account