“A Samurai ain’t afraid of nothing, not even Fat,” I snuggest. “You have went strickly against my orders,” she guggle. “It were a delicious meal. Yet I must punish you for your impertinence. How much wages I owe you?” “$5,” I acknowledge. “Here are $15,” she explode. “$5 for your disobedience & $10 for your talents. Henceforward you are fired.” “I was never more affectionately discharged in all my experience,” I absolve while putting on hat & coat. “While I am vacant from this job would you please hire my Cousin Nogi, who is also intelligent?” “If he are a good cook, send him around,” she greet while I depart feeling like my brain was on backwards. Hoping you are the same Yours truly _Hashimura Togo_.