Much Ado About SomethingLawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
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Much Ado About Something
Lawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fairies -- Fiction
There followed others. Bim’s eyes and mouth opened wider and wider as
the numbers grew. It was a wonderful morning. One by one the fairies
came, until seventeen of all degrees--knights and sweet
presences--studded the grass beside him. He was flabbergasted. His
wits, through this feast of joyous surprises, were stunned and groping,
until, with a long, long pull, he got himself together again.
For a full half-hour the fairies rested. Bim felt the flattery of fine
company. He forced himself to sit severely upright, as if he were one
with them, as indeed he deserved to be, and kept the wand prominently
forward. He felt towards them somewhat as a longshoreman does to the
week-end tripper. He could speak with uncontradictable authority. He
knew London; these, his masters, were novices.
The sun rose, swathing every dew-burdened grass-blade with light. An
elderly starling and several sparrows gathered about the fairy circle,
curious of these new-comers. Bim, seeing the gaping wonder of the drab
creatures, "shoo-ed" them; but back they came, and always came, to
chatter with many twitterings about these mimic immortals, whose
existence in that jerry-built world they had learnt to be ignorant of.
More and more sparrows arrived, with a few larger birds--draggled
thrushes and shabby blackbirds, but no smaller birds of beauty. The
sparrows had taken care of that.
It was the chattering of this inquiring concourse which roused the
fairies from stupor. One of the knights--Felcine of the Silver
Wings--addressed himself to Bim.
"You are the gnome who accompanied June?"
"I am," he replied proudly. "I am her servant and companion. What
London was before we came--ah!" Bim drew a sweeping line with the wand,
in gesture expressive.
"Then tell us what you have done," Felcine commanded.
Bim in his best voice told his tale to the hearers. It was, doubtless,
a lame epitome of recent history, but it served to quicken their
interest in the new departure, and to intensify their shame for having
been so long in coming. He spoke of Paradise Court and Sally, of the
want and the sweating; then of the improvements wrought in that colony
of the very poor. He enlightened them about the world of commerce, the
Lord Mayor’s banquet, the Oldsteins’ emporium; told of the Archdeacon’s
efforts; of the visit to Armingham House; of innumerable other episodes
and experiences, many of which have necessarily been excluded, even from
this chronicle and history. Not a word did he say of the coming of the
fairy host to Paradise Court, or of its going again. Bim--tactful
fellow!--knew how to dodge the disagreeable.
The gnome was not an orator at this period of his career; but his tale,
to those hearers, was highly interesting. It brought home to them--as
possibly the perorations of a Member of Parliament would not have
done--the need for fairy-work, for elf-reform, in the city of cities.
They, too, had not forgotten the coming and going of the fairy host.
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