My Brave and Gallant Gentleman: A Romance of British ColumbiaWatson, Robert
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My Brave and Gallant Gentleman: A Romance of British Columbia
Watson, Robert
British Columbia -- Fiction
He poured a little liquor in a saucer and set it down on the floor
before the dog, who lapped it up with all the relish of a seasoned
toper. Then it put its paws back on Jake's knees, as if asking for
more.
"No! Mike. Nothin' doin'. You've had your whack. Too much ain't
good for your complexion, old man."
In a sort of dreamy, contemplative mood the dog sat down on its
haunches between us.
"What'll you do o' nights if you don't drink? You ain't told me that,
George," reiterated Jake, sucking some of the liquor from his drooping
moustaches.
"Oh!" I replied, "I'll read, and sometimes I'll sit out and watch the
stars and listen to the sea and the wind."
"And what after that?" he queried.
"I can always think, when I have nothing else to do."
"And what after that?" he asked again.
"Nothing, Jake,--nothing. That's all."
"No it ain't. No it ain't, I tell you;--after that,--it's the bughouse
for yours. It's the thinking,--it's the thinking that does it every
time. It's the last stage, George. You'll be clean, plumb batty
inside o' six months."
The dog got up, after two unsuccessful attempts.
Never did I see such a strange sight in any animal. He put out one paw
and staggered to the right. He put out another and staggered to the
left. All the time, his eyes were half closed. He was quite
insensible of our presence, for he was as drunk as any waterfront
loafer. Staggering, stumbling and balancing, he made his way back to
his place beside the stove, where, in a moment more, he was in a deep
sleep and snoring,--as a Westerner would put it,--to beat the cars.
Meaghan noticed my interest in the phenomenon.
"That's nothin'," he volunteered. "Mike has his drink with me every
night, for the sake o' company. Why not? He doesn't see any fun in
lookin' at the stars and watching the tide come up o' nights. Worst
is, he can't stand up to liquor. It kind o' gets his goat; yet he's
been tipplin' for three years now."
Jake finished off his cup of whisky.
"Good Heavens, man!" I exclaimed in disgust and dismay, "don't you know
you will kill yourself drinking that stuff in that way?"
"Guess nit," he growled, but quite good-naturedly. "I ain't started.
I've been drinkin' more'n that every night for ten years and I ain't
dead yet,--not by a damn sight. No! nor I ain't never been drunk,
neither."
He took up the other cupful of whisky as he spoke and slowly drained it
off before my eyes. He laid the empty cup on the table with a grunt of
satisfaction, pulling at his long moustaches in lazy pleasure.
"That's my nightcap, George. Better'n seein' stars, too."
I could see his end.
"I'd much rather see stars than snakes," I remarked. But Jake merely
laughed it off.
I rose in a kind of cold perspiration. To me, this was
horrible;--drinking for no apparent reason.
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