My Northern Exposure: The Kawa at the PoleChappell, George S. (George Shepard)
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My Northern Exposure: The Kawa at the Pole
Chappell, George S. (George Shepard)
Arctic regions -- Fiction; Burlesque (Literature)
Seven previous trips into the Arctic had taught me that its climate
could be treacherous as well as friendly. If I have seemed to expatiate
on the tropical warmth of an exceptional summer, the hottest on record
in the meteorological archives of Iceland (which are the oldest in the
world), rest assured that it is with no wish to encourage ill-equipped
pleasure-parties to venture forth into these icy solitudes. I have been
warned by an eminent polar authority that it would be dangerous and
wrong to instill this idea. I thoroughly agree with him. Woe betide
the week-end tripper or basket-picnicker who fares beyond eighty-six
with no protection other than a warm sweater and a quart thermos of
coffee! He is doomed before he starts or immediately thereafter. When
the short summer wanes the thermometer plunges without warning to
incredible depths and almost certain disaster results.
A NIMROD OF THE NORTH
A large volume might be written about this illustration alone.
Big game hunting, in the last analysis, is usually a feeble sort
of sport. The stalking of itself is a beneficial form of exercise
but when at last the two strong brutes, human and animal, stand
face to face it is an odds-on bet on the human. An express-bullet
takes little account of hide or hair. Compared with this form of
target-practice, fly-swatting and mosquito-slapping are gallantry
itself.
We may learn something from Makuik, the Kryptok huntsman who is seen
_en face_ in the act of capturing part of his winter's meat-supply
in the person of a magnificent specimen of the _ursus polaris_.
The method universally employed by the Eskimo is that of the
surprise-onslaught. Polar bears, for some reason, do not expect to be
attacked by men from the air.
Perched on a rocky eyrie the native huntsman warily scans the floe
for his victim. The path beneath the precipice is baited with small
cubes of seal and pemmican meat along which the prey is led by
appetite just as children at birthday parties are led through the
mazes of a peanut-hunt. When the bear is directly below him, the
hunter springs silently into the air and descends like a falling
archangel on the creature's back. A hunter's prowess is measured by
the height from which he dares to jump. Makuik holds the Kryptok
record in this event is 40 Kyaks (approximately 520 ft.). At the
termination of a successful jump the bear breaks the fall and the
fall not infrequently breaks the bear. But the risk is great and in
case of a miss the Nimrod becomes forthwith data for the actuaries
and food for the bear. As in all aerial feats the important part is
the landing.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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