Neighbourhood: A year's life in and about an English villageEdwardes, Tickner
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Neighbourhood: A year's life in and about an English village
Edwardes, Tickner
Country life -- England
I reserve Miss Angel and her flute-like under-flow of small-talk, for
moments of placidity. But at unruly seasons of mind, I go to the
cobbler’s den, and getting my elbows upon the half-door, look in upon
him, often without spoken word on either side, for ten minutes at a
stretch. It is dark in there, with a penetrating smell of tanned leather
wonderfully soothing in certain states of the nerves. My own taciturnity
is real enough at these times; but that of the cobbler, a garrulous old
soul by nature, is usually forced upon him by circumstances. His mouth
seems to be permanently full of brass brads, which come automatically
through his closed lips one by one, and always miraculously head-first,
to be ready when his quick left hand needs them. With his right hand he
keeps up an incessant monotonous tattoo on the boot between his knees;
and to watch the shining brass pins flowing from his mouth into
symmetrical rows on the leather is pure balm for eyes tired of staring at
paper and ink. I know the cobbler means to talk directly he has finished
his mouthful. Now and again he looks up with premonitory gleams of
politics or ground-bait in his eye; or, worse still, with that slow
double-wink which I know presages a story ancient even in his
great-grandfather’s time. So I watch the flow of the brads, and when I
judge the supply to be nearly exhausted, I generally execute a stealthy
retreat.
The parlour of the Three Thatchers Inn is, I know of old, an unrivalled
place for the rejuvenation of a jaded faith in the reality of life, at
times of idleness and dismal weather. It is not the talk of the old
landlord behind his bar—talk at once serenely simple and shrewdly
worldly-wise; nor the unending volley of song from the three canaries,
each in its crinoline-like cage overhead; nor even the quality of the
liquor, that draws me to this cosy, sawdust-carpeted, crimson-curtained
nook. It is the furniture of the bar itself, all that stands upon its
shelves and hangs upon its old wainscoted walls, that attracts me at
these odd, unemployable moments—a collection of articles never to be got
together, I think, in less than four generations of like-minded men.
All the woodwork is of oak, planted, grown, and felled, no doubt, within
an arrow-flight of the village. On the walls of the parlour hang various
framed and coloured prints, disreputable by tradition, yet so embrowned
with varnish as to be long ago relegated into harmless indecipherability.
There is a picture of a bird of dubious species, from whose open beak
issue the words—‘_As a bird is known by his song, so is a man by his
conversation_.’ Opposite the door, where all entering must immediately
observe it, hangs another picture, this time of a dog lying upon its back
with all four legs rigidly pointing upwards, and a very long red tongue
lolling out of its mouth; and, underneath, the inscription—‘_Poor Trust
is dead_: _bad pay killed him_.’
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