On the second day out, as we halted on the side of a little knoll to let
the oxen graze and to eat our lunch, we were suddenly aware of the
rumble of an approaching vehicle and the tones of a lusty voice, lifted
in something evidently intended for song. Even before we had identified
the "flyin' ants" we caught the burden of the refrain----
"Lived a min-er, a forty-nine-er,
An' his daugh-ter, Sweet Marie."
"It's Jake, of all the world!" shouted Jack, and together we rushed down
upon him. His pudgy form, sheltered from the hot sun by a broad felt
hat, lolled on one end of the seat of his democrat. He was alone, and
the springs of the seat, from being often ridden on by one person only,
had a way of listing to the right and allowing Jake to find his own
centre of gravity. In such matters Jake followed the line of least
resistance, and bumped along contentedly on the low end of the seat
while the other end projected itself abruptly into the atmosphere. His
eyes were closed, or nearly so; a healthy freshet of tobacco juice
meandered across his chin, and his red, sunburned face was so
expressionless that at first we thought he had not seen us. Not until we
were at his very wheel did he pull the horses up and show an interest in
the surroundings.
"Hello, Sittin' Crow!" was his greeting. "Dang it, stand still a minute,
you piebald lump o' fox-bait"--this to one of the bronchoes, switching
at a horse-fly--"don' you know your friends when you meet 'em? Well, how
goes it on the gopher ranch?"
We shook hands and made him stop and eat with us. "Well, if you're sure
there's no dang'rous Injuns 'roun' here," he demurred.
Jake was fresh charged with Regina gossip, and that of the country for
two hundred miles around. The settlers were streaming in, he said, but
the country was so big it was just like pouring water in the sea. "Only
more profitable," he added, thumping his hip pocket.
"This locatin' game is like a pint flask--all right while it lasts, but
it don' get anywhere," Jake continued. "I've made some lumps o' easy
money, but while I was doin' it other fellers that I brung into the
bald-headed were busy bustin' the sod, an' to-day, dang me, they're
better off 'n I am. Fellows with no more brains than a grindstone! Got a
farm an' stock an' a wife an' kids, an' let me tell you, Crow, them last
two is genooine collaterals. So I figgers to myself, 'Jake, you've trod
the primrose cow-path, or whatever it is, long enough. It's time to get
down to business.'"
"Yep," said Jake, taking a fresh mouthful of tobacco to give his words
time to sink in. "After I saw you fellows trailin' those two fine girls
out into the bald-headed I says to myself, 'Jake, this one-horse
business is out o' date. Better get into double harness.' So bein' a man
of action I wrote out an ad. an' put it in a big paper in the States.
Here it is:"
Jake unfolded a scrap of paper from a note-book in which he kept a list
of vacant quarter sections and handed it to us to read.
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