Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
Charlie gave a growl and rushed at ’im, and the next moment ’e was down
on the floor with the ’ardest bang in the face that he’d ever ’ad in
’is life. Mrs. Dixon screamed and ran into the kitchen, follered by old
Burge, who went in to tell ’er not to be frightened. Charlie got up and
went for Dixon agin; but he ’ad come back as ’ard as nails and ’ad a
rushing style o’ fighting that took Charlie’s breath away. By the time
Bob ’ad left the bar to take care of itself, and run round and got in
the back way, Charlie had ’ad as much as ’e wanted and was lying on the
sea-chest in the corner trying to get ’is breath.
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“Yes? Wot d’ye want?” ses Dixon, with a growl, as Bob came in at the
door.
He was such a ’orrible figure, with the blood on ’is face and ’is beard
sticking out all ways, that Bob, instead of doing wot he ’ad come round
for, stood in the doorway staring at ’im without a word.
“I’m paying off,” ses Dixon. “’Ave you got anything to say agin it?”
“No,” ses Bob, drawing back.
“You and Charlie’ll go now,” ses Dixon, taking out some money. “The old
man can stay on for a month to give ’im time to look round. Don’t look
at me that way, else I’ll knock your ’ead off.”
He started counting out Bob’s money just as old Burge and Mrs. Dixon,
hearing all quiet, came in out of the kitchen.
“Don’t you be alarmed on my account, my dear,” he ses, turning to ’is
wife; “it’s child’s play to wot I’ve been used to. I’ll just see these
two mistaken young fellers off the premises, and then we’ll ’ave a cup
o’ tea while the old man minds the bar.”
Mrs. Dixon tried to speak, but ’er temper was too much for ’er. She
looked from her ’usband to Charlie and Bob and then back at ’im agin
and caught ’er breath.
“That’s right,” ses Dixon, nodding his ’ead at her. “I’m master and
owner of the _Blue Lion_ and you’re first mate. When I’m speaking you
keep quiet; that’s dissipline.”
I was in that bar about three months arterward, and I never saw such a
change in any woman as there was in Mrs. Dixon. Of all the
nice-mannered, soft-spoken landladies I’ve ever seen, she was the best,
and on’y to ’ear the way she answered her ’usband when he spoke to ’er
was a pleasure to every married man in the bar.
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A SPIRIT OF AVARICE
Mr. John Blows stood listening to the foreman with an air of lofty
disdain. He was a free-born Englishman, and yet he had been summarily
paid off at eleven o’clock in the morning and told that his valuable
services would no longer be required. More than that, the foreman had
passed certain strictures upon his features which, however true they
might be, were quite irrelevant to the fact that Mr. Blows had been
discovered slumbering in a shed when he should have been laying bricks.
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“Take your ugly face off these ’ere works,” said the foreman; “take it
’ome and bury it in the back-yard. Anybody’ll be glad to lend you a
spade.”
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