And while Cornelia is goin' back in the elevator after the schoolma'am, I scoots over to get a machine. After convincin' two or three of them leather capped pirates that I didn't want to buy their blamed outfits, I fin'lly beats one down to twenty-five and goes back after the ladies. [Illustration: "Cornelia whispered about the peroxide puffed girl"] Miss Stover don't turn out to be any such star as Cornelia; but she don't look so much like a suffragette as I expected. She's plump, and middle aged, and plain dressed; but there's more or less style to the way she carries herself. Also she has just a suspicion of eye twinkle behind the glasses, which suggests that perhaps some of this programme is due to her. "All aboard for the Clover Blossom!" says I, handin' 'em into the tonneau; "that is, as soon as I run in here to the telephone booth." It had come to me only at that minute what a shame it was this stunt of Cornelia's was goin' to be wasted on an audience that couldn't appreciate the fine points, and I'd thought of a scheme that might supply the gap. So I calls up an old friend of mine and has a little confab. By the time we'd crossed the Harlem and had got straightened out on the parkway with our gas lamps lighted, and the moon comin' up over the trees, and hundreds of other cars whizzin' along in both directions, Cornelia and her schoolma'am friend was chatterin' away like a couple of boardin' school girls. There's no denyin' that it does get into your blood, that sort of ridin'. Why, even I begun to feel some frisky! And look at Cornelia! For years she'd been givin' directions about where to put the floral wreaths, and listenin' to wills being read, and all summer long she'd been buried in a little backwoods boardin' house, where the most excitin' event of the day was watchin' the cows come home, or going down for the mail. Can you blame her for workin' up a cheek flush and rattlin' off nonsense? Clover Blossom Inn does look fine and fancy at night, too, with all the colored lights strung around, and the verandas crowded with tables, and the Gypsy orchestra sawin' away, and new parties landin' from the limousines every few minutes. Course, I knew they'd run against perfect ladies hittin' up cocktails and cigarettes in the cloak room, and hear more or less high spiced remarks; but this was what they'd picked out to view. So I orders the brand of dinner the waiter hints I ought to have,--little necks, okra soup, broiled lobster, guinea hen, and so on, with a large bottle of fizz decoratin' the silver tub on the side and some sporty lookin' mineral for me. It don't make any diff'rence whether you've got a wealthy water thirst or not, when you go to one of them tootsy palaces you might just as well name your vintage first as last; for any cheap skates of suds consumers is apt to find that the waiter's made a mistake and their table has been reserved for someone else.