Joe made quite a race fer sartin'! He's a pollytishun right, An' he's jest a bully feller At a foot-race er a fight; You jest ort ter hear his speeches! How they cheered with mighty din! But the 'lection now is over An' our Joe is home agin! Spent two months a polly-tickin'; Workin' every day and night; Says its harder work then thrashin'; Beats rail-splittin' out o' sight! But to hear the brass-ban's playin' Nerves him up, he says, like sin; But we're glad,--me an' his mother,-- 'Cause our Joe's at home agin! Course we'd like our Joe elected, But it makes no diff'rence now; If the kentry needed savin' Guess she'll manage it somehow; Fer she's got to do without him, An' we're glad he didn't win; An we'll keep him,--me an' mother,-- Sence our Joe's at home agin! Caught on the Fly. Nobody has to take a dog and gun and go out to hunt trouble. It generally calls you up by 'phone and says it's coming around for lunch. "Politics makes strange bed-fellows," no doubt; but the candidate for office seldom goes to bed, and he manages to get along on very little sleep till the returns get in. It may be doubted whether "the Devil takes care of his own" in every way, but we'll bet our old hat that he never allows them to get hard up for fire-wood in the winter season. In the Shine. I As through the world we wander Through comforts fair and fine, Let's miss the ways of shadow And travel in the shine! II. No matter what the weather, Just watch the danger sign; Keep off the roads of shadow And travel in the shine! III. The paths run every which way To fool you, brother mine! Pass out of every shadow And travel in the shine! Nice Doctrine. "Dat sunshine docterin' am mighty nice to read erbout," said old Black Mose; "but when dese yer blizzahds come en de clouds hang mighty low down, en de snow goes toh sniftin' erroun' de shanty, dat's de time when I want plenty ob back logs en' a hot fiah goin' day an' night!" Where Bill Was. "Where is Billy Spudder tonight?" inquired one of the boys the second night after the election as they lounged up to the bar and missed Bill's familiar presence. "Bill? Why, Bill, you know, was a candidate for constable on the Walkover ticket and got beat so bad they couldn't count the votes," answered another. "And now Bill's at home getting acquainted with his wife again and being introduced to the new baby that appeared since he started his 60 days campaign!" The Real Question. "But," argued the republican candidate for office; "the republican party freed the colored people and made them the equals of the white folks. Didn't you ever hear of Abraham Lincoln, who set your people free?"