On the Iron at Big CloudPackard, Frank L. (Frank Lucius)
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On the Iron at Big Cloud
Packard, Frank L. (Frank Lucius)
Canadian fiction -- 20th century; Railroad stories; Short stories, Canadian
The afternoon waned rapidly--and so did the Chianti. Outside, the
storm instead of abating grew worse--the thunder racketing through the
mountains, the lightning cutting jagged streaks in the black sky, the
rain coming down in sheets that set the culverts and sluiceways running
full. It was settling down for a bad night in the mountains, which, in
the Rockies, is not a thing to be ignored. “’tis no wonder McCann found
it lonely,” muttered Shanley, as he squeezed the last drop from the
bottle. “‘Tis very lonely, indeed”--he held the bottle upside down to
make sure that it was thoroughly drained--“most uncommon lonely. It is
that. Maybe those Eyetalians ‘ll be thinkin’ I’m stuck up, perhaps--which
I am not. It’s a queer name the stuff has, though it’s against the
rules, an’ I can’t get my tongue around it, but I’ve tasted worse. For
the sake of courtesy I’ll look in on the birthday party.”
He incased himself in a pair of McCann’s rubber boots, put on McCann’s
rubber coat, and started out.
“An’ to think,” said he, as he sloshed and buffeted his way up the two
hundred yards of track to the construction shanties, “to think that
Pietro came out in cruel bad weather like this all for to present
his compliments an’ ask me over! ‘Twould be ungracious to refuse
the invitation; besides my presence will keep them in due bounds an’
restraint. I’ve heard that Eyetalians, being foreigners, do not practice
restraint--but, being foreigners, ‘tis not to be held against them. I’m
in charge, an’ I’ll see to it.”
They greeted him in the largest of the three bunk-houses. They greeted
him heartily, sincerely, uproariously, and with fervor. They were
unfeignedly glad to see him, and if he had not been by nature a
modest man he would have understood that his popularity was above the
popularity ever before accorded to a boss. Likewise, their hospitality
was without stint. If there was any shortage of stock--which is a matter
decidedly open to question--they denied themselves that Shanley might
not feel the pinch. Shanley was lifted from the mere plane of man--he
became a king.
A little Chianti is a little; much Chianti is to be reckoned with and
on no account to be despised. Shanley not only became a king, he became
regally, imperially, royally, and majestically drunk. Also there came at
last an end to the Chianti, at which stage of the proceedings Shanley,
with extravagant dignity and appropriate words--an exhortation on
restraint--waddled to the door to take his departure.
It was very dark outside, very dark, except when an intermittent flash
of lightning made momentary daylight. Pietro Maraschino offered Shanley
one of the many lanterns that, in honor of the festive occasion, they
had commandeered, without regard to color, from the tool boxes, and had
strung around the shack. Further, he offered to see Shanley on his way.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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