On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be ActorJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Actors -- Great Britain -- Biography; Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka), 1859-1927
“The general result, when this sort of thing occurs, is that the
part in dispute, no matter what it is, gets pitched on to me as
‘Responsibles.’ There’s a little too much responsibility about my
line. I like the way they put it, too, when they want me to take a
particularly heavy part. They call it ‘giving me an opportunity!’ If
they mean an opportunity to stop up all night, I agree with them. That
is the only opportunity I see about it. Do they suppose you are
going to come out with an original and scholarly conception of the
character, when you see the part for the first time the night before
you play it? Why, you haven’t time to think of the meaning of the
words you repeat. But even if you had the chance of studying a
character, it would be no use. They won’t let you carry out your own
ideas. There seems to be a regular set of rules for each part, and
you are bound to follow them. Originality is at a discount in the
provinces.
“I have lived to see our stage manager snubbed--sat upon--crushed.
He has been carrying on down here, and swelling around to that extent
you’d have thought him a station-master at the very least. Now he’s
like a bladder with the air let out. His wife’s come.
“The company is really getting quite famili-fied. There are three
married couples in it now. Our Low Comedian’s wife is the Singing
Chambermaid--an awfully pretty little woman (why have ugly men always
got pretty wives?). I played her lover the other night, and we had to
kiss two or three times. I rather liked it, especially as she doesn’t
make-up much. It isn’t at all pleasant getting a mouthful of powder or
carmine.
“I gained my first ‘call’ on Saturday, before a very full house.
Of course I was highly delighted, but I felt terribly nervous about
stepping across when the curtain was pulled back. I kept thinking,
‘Suppose it’s a mistake, and they don’t want me.’ They applauded,
though, the moment I appeared, and then I was all right. It was for a
low comedy part--Jacques in _The Honeymoon_. I always do better in low
comedy than in anything else, and everybody tells me I ought to stick
to it. But that is just what I don’t want to do. It is high tragedy
that I want to shine in. I don’t like low comedy at all. I would
rather make the people cry than laugh.
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