On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be ActorJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Actors -- Great Britain -- Biography; Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka), 1859-1927
“People often say I’m mad--_I’ve_ heard them. Even if I am, it isn’t
the thing to throw in a gentleman’s teeth, but I’m not--I’m not. _You_
don’t think I am, do you?”
I was that “took aback,” as Mrs. Brown would put it, that, if I had
not had the presence of mind to gulp down a good mouthful of whisky
and water, I don’t know what I should have done. I then managed to get
out something about “a few slight eccentricities, perhaps, but----”
“That’s it,” he cried excitedly, “‘eccentricities ‘--and they call
that being mad. But they won’t call me mad long--wait till I’ve made
my name. They won’t call me mad then. Mad! It’s _they’re_ the fools,
to think a man’s mad when he isn’t. Ha, ha, my boy, I’ll surprise ‘em
one day. I’ll show the fools--the dolts--the idiots, who’s been mad.
‘Great genius is to madness close allied.’ Who said that, eh? _He_
was a genius, and they called _him_ mad, perhaps. They’re fools--all
fools, I tell you. They can’t tell the difference between madness and
genius, but I’ll show them some day--some day.”
Fortunately there was nobody else in the bar where we were, or his
ravings would have attracted an unpleasant amount of attention.
He wanted to give me a taste of his quality then and there in his
favorite _rôle_ of Romeo, and I only kept him quiet by promising to
call that night and hear him rehearse the part.
When we were ready to go out, I put my hand in my pocket to pay,
but, to my horror, Mat was before me, and laid down the money on the
counter. Nor would any argument induce him to take it up again. He was
hurt at the suggestion even, and reminded me that I had stood treat on
the last occasion--about three months ago. It was impossible to force
the money on him. He was as proud on his six shillings a week as
Croesus on sixty thousand a year, and I was compelled to let him
have his way. So he paid the eightpence, and then we parted on the
understanding that I was to see him later on at his “lodgings.”--“They
are not what I could wish,” he explained, “but you will, I am sure,
overlook a few bachelor inconveniences. The place suits me well
enough--for the present.”
Hearing a lunatic go through Romeo is not the pleasantest way
of passing the night, but I should not have had pluck enough
to disappoint the poor fellow, even if I had not promised, and,
accordingly, after having spent the evening enjoying the unusual
luxury of sitting quiet, and seeing, other people excite themselves
for _my_ amusement, I made my way to the address Mat had given me.
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