Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his MaryHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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Once Aboard the Lugger-- The History of George and his Mary
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction; Humorous stories
The tigress shook herself. “Now, I wonder what you mean by _that_?” she
challenged.
Mr. Chater dropped the stick; precipitantly fled. “Of course it was all
new to Bob,” he granted, throwing a bone.
Very much to his alarm the tigress ignored the bone; rushed after him.
“All you seem to think about,” cried she, “is making the boy slave. He's
never had a proper holiday since he left school, and yet the very first
time he goes off to see the world you must be fidgeting yourself to
death all the time that he's not pushing the firm sufficiently; and
immediately he comes back you must start cross-examining just as if he
was an office-boy--not a word about his health or his pleasure. Oh, no!
of course not!”
Squirming in misery, Mr. Chater remarked that he had his partners to
consider. “I'm only too glad that Bob should enjoy himself--only too
glad. But you must remember, my dear, that part of his expenses for this
trip was paid for by the firm--the _firm_. He was to call on foreign
houses--”
The tigress opened her mouth for fresh assault. Mr. Chater hurriedly
thrust in a bone. “I don't say he hasn't done a great deal for us--not
at all; I'd be the last to say that. What I say is that in duty to my
partners I must take the first opportunity to ask him a few questions
about it. Bob sees that himself; don't you, Bob?”
“Oh, do let's keep shop off the table,” Bob snarled. “Fair sickens me
this never getting away from the office.”
“There you are!” Mrs. Chater cried. “There you are! Always business,
business, business--that's what _I_ complain of.”
With astounding recklessness Mr. Chater mildly said: “My dear, you
started it.”
Mrs. Chater quivered: “Ah, put it on me! Put it on me! Somehow you
always manage to do that. Miss Humfray, when you've _quite_ finished
your soup _then_ perhaps Clarence can take the plates.”
Mary's thoughts, to the neglect of her duty, had crept away beneath
cover of these exchanges. Now she endured the disaster of amid silence
clearing her plate with four pairs of eyes fixed upon her. Clarence
removed the course; Mr. Chater, leaping as far as possible from the
scene of his ordeal, broke a new topic.
He enticed tentatively: “I saw a funny bit in the paper this morning.”
The tigress paused in the projection of another spring; sniffed
suspiciously. “Oh!”
“About that young Lord Comeragh,” Mr. Chater hurried on, delighted
with his success. “He was up at Marlborough Street police-court this
morning--at least his butler was; of course his lordship wouldn't go
himself--charged with furiously driving his motorcar; and who do you
think was in the car with him at the time? Ah!”
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