“All this time Brument and Cornu were drinking a glass, and then another glass, and then another. They were finishing their drinks when I said to them: 'You are full, fuller than this barrel.' And Brument answered me. 'Do not worry, go on with your work, your turn will come, each one has his share.' I paid no attention to what he said as he was full. “When the barrel was full to the brim, I said: 'There, that's done.' “And then Cornu gave me a hundred sous, not Brument, Cornu; it was Cornu gave them to me. And Brument said: 'Do you wish to earn a hundred sous more?' 'Yes,' I said, for I am not accustomed to presents like that. Then he said: 'Take off your clothes! “'Take off my clothes?' “'Yes,' he said. “'How many shall I take off?' “'If it worries you at all, keep on your chemise, that won't bother us.' “A hundred sous is a hundred sous, and I have to undress myself; but I did not fancy undressing before those two good-for-nothings. I took off my cap, and then my jacket, and then my skirt, and then my sabots. Brument said, 'Keep on your stockings, also; we are good fellows.' “And Cornu said, too, 'We are good fellows.' “So there I was, almost like mother Eve. And they got up from their chairs, but could not stand straight, they were so full, saving your presence, M'sieu le president. “I said to myself: 'What are they up to?' “And Brument said: 'Are you ready?' “And Cornu said: 'I'm ready!' “And then they took me, Brument by the head, and Cornu by the feet, as one might take, for instance, a sheet that has been washed. Then I began to bawl. “And Brument said: 'Keep still, wretched creature!' “And they lifted me up in the air and put me into the barrel, which was full of water, so that I had a check of the circulation, a chill to my very insides. “And Brument said: 'Is that all?' “Cornu said: 'That is all.' “Brument said: 'The head is not in, that will make a difference in the measure.' “Cornu said: 'Put in her head.' “And then Brument pushed down my head as if to drown me, so that the water ran into my nose, so that I could already see Paradise. And he pushed it down, and I disappeared. “And then he must have been frightened. He pulled me out and said: 'Go and get dry, carcass.' “As for me, I took to my heels and ran as far as M. le cure's. He lent me a skirt belonging to his servant, for I was almost in a state of nature, and he went to fetch Maitre Chicot, the country watchman who went to Criquetot to fetch the police who came to my house with me. “Then we found Brument and Cornu fighting each other like two rams. “Brument was bawling: 'It isn't true, I tell you that there is at least a cubic metre in it. It is the method that was no good.' “Cornu bawled: 'Four pails, that is almost half a cubic metre. You need not reply, that's what it is.' “The police captain put them both under arrest. I have no more to tell.”