Our Casualty, and Other Stories: 1918Birmingham, George A.
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Our Casualty, and Other Stories: 1918
Birmingham, George A.
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, Irish
“I asked him what put it into his head that I could sail a boat, and he
said O’Meara told him. O’Meara is a man I sail with occasionally, and I
thought it nice of him to mention my name to this old boy. I can hoist
a spinnaker all right and shift a jib, but I’m no good at navigation.
Always did hate sums and always will. I told him that, and he said he
could do the navigation himself. All he wanted was a good amateur crew
for a thirty-ton yawl with a motor auxiliary. He had four men, and he
asked me to make a fifth. I said I’d go like a shot. Strictly speaking,
I ought to have been attending lectures; but what good are lectures?”
“Very little,” I said. “In fact, hardly any.” “I wasn’t going to lose a
cruise for the sake of any amount of lectures,” said Sam, “particularly
with the chance of a tour on that sixty h.p. car thrown in.”
Sam paused at this point. It seemed to me that he wanted encouragement.
“You’d have been a fool if you had,” I said.
“Up to that time,” said Sam thoughtfully, “I hadn’t tumbled to what he
was at. I give you my word of honour I hadn’t the dimmest idea that he
was after anything in particular. I thought he was simply a good old
sport with lots of money, which he knew how to spend in sensible ways.”
“The criminal part of the business was mentioned later on, I suppose?”
“I don’t know that there’s anything criminal about it,” said Sam. “I’m
jolly well sure it wasn’t wrong, under the circumstances. But it may
have been criminal. That’s just what I want you to tell me.
“I’ll give you my opinion,” I said, “when I hear what it was.”
“Gun-running,” said Sam.
Gun-running has for some time been a popular sport in Ireland, and I
find it very difficult to say whether it is against the law or not. The
Government goes in for trying to stop it, which looks as if a gun-runner
might be prosecuted when caught. On the other hand, the Government never
prosecutes gun-runners, even those who openly boast of their exploits,
and that looks as if it were quite a legal amusement. I promised Sam
that I would consider the point, and I asked him to tell me exactly what
he did.
“Well,” he said, “when I heard it was gunrunning I simply jumped at the
chance. Any fellow would. I said I’d start right away, if he liked. As a
matter of fact, we didn’t start for nearly a fortnight. The boat turned
out to be the _Pegeen_. You know the _Pegeen_, don’t you?”
I did not. I am not a sailor, and except that I cannot help seeing
paragraphs about _Shamrock IV_. in the daily papers I do not think I
know the name of a single yacht.
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