Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle ManLewis, Sinclair
General
Our Mr. Wrenn: The Romantic Adventures of a Gentle Man
Lewis, Sinclair
Courtship -- Fiction; Love stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- United States -- Fiction
She stood behind him on the door-step, glaring up and down the street,
as bored and as ready to spring as the Zoo tiger. Mr. Wrenn heard
himself saying to the girl, “Please, miss, do you mind telling me—I’m
an American; I’m a stranger in London—I want to go to a good play or
something and what would I—what would be good—”
“I don’t know, reahlly,” she said, with much hauteur. “Everything’s
rather rotten this season, I fancy.” Her voice ran fluting up and down
the scale. Her a’s were very broad.
“Oh—oh—y-you _are_ English, then?”
“Yes!”
“Why—uh—”
“_Yes!_”
“Oh, I just had a fool idea maybe you might be French.”
“Perhaps I am, y’ know. I’m not reahlly English,” she said, blandly.
“Why—uh—”
“What made you think I was French? Tell me; I’m interested.”
“Oh, I guess I was just—well, it was almost make-b’lieve—how you had a
castle in France—just a kind of a fool game.”
“Oh, _don’t_ be ashamed of imagination,” she demanded, stamping her
foot, while her voice fluttered, low and beautifully controlled,
through half a dozen notes. “Tell me the rest of your story about me.”
She was sitting on the rail above him now. As he spoke she cupped her
chin with the palm of her delicate hand and observed him curiously.
“Oh, nothing much more. You were a countess—”
“Please! Not just ‘were.’ Please, sir, mayn’t I be a countess now?”
“Oh yes, of course you are!” he cried, delight submerging timidity.
“And your father was sick with somepun’ mysterious, and all the docs
shook their heads and said ‘Gee! we dunno what it is,’ and so you
sneaked down to the treasure-chamber—you see, your dad—your father, I
should say—he was a cranky old Frenchman—just in the story, you know.
He didn’t think you could do anything yourself about him being
mysteriously sick. So one night you—”
“Oh, was it dark? Very _very_ dark? And silent? And my footsteps rang
on the hollow flagstones? And I swiped the gold and went forth into the
night?”
“Yes, _yes!_ That’s it.”
“But why did I swipe it?”
“I’m just coming to that,” he said, sternly.
“Oh, please, sir, I’m awful sorry I interrupted.”
“It was like this: You wanted to come over here and study medicine so’s
you could cure your father.”
“But please, sir,” said the girl, with immense gravity, “mayn’t I let
him die, and not find out what’s ailing him, so I can marry the
_maire?_”
“Nope,” firmly, “you got to—Say, _gee!_ I didn’t expect to tell you all
this make-b’lieve…. I’m afraid you’ll think it’s awful fresh of me.”
“Oh, I loved it—really I did—because you liked to make it up about poor
Istra. (My name is Istra Nash.) I’m sorry to say I’m not reahlly”—her
two “reallys” were quite different—“a countess, you know. Tell me—you
live in this same house, don’t you? Please tell me that you’re not an
interesting Person. Please!”
“I—gee! I guess I don’t quite get you.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account