Our Square and the People in ItAdams, Samuel Hopkins
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Our Square and the People in It
Adams, Samuel Hopkins
New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Short stories
In time the Rat's patience was rewarded. He got his weapon. He got it
from the Bonnie Lassie. She had taken to dropping in upon us to see my
lodger. She, at least, did not try to convert him. At first she just sat
and twinkled at him, and the man does not live who can resist the Bonnie
Lassie when she twinkles. On her second visit she brought him cigarettes
in profusion and announced that she was going to sculp him in miniature,
and proceeded forthwith to do it. Before the job was done they were
sworn comrades. She would sit by his couch with her modeling tools and
clay and work while he boasted in a hoarse, thin pipe of the evil things
he had done. He was openly flattered that she should make him the chief
figure of a group to be called “Ambush.” One day while she was absorbed
in a difficult line he quietly annexed her compasses. A pair of
compasses is two excellent stilettos. Pinney the Rat secreted his booty
in the bed. That evening I found him cautiously practicing, first with
his right, then with his left hand, what I supposed to be that method
pugilistically termed an uppercut. Had I been more expert, I might have
noted that his thumb was turned sidewise and upward.
Concern and ignorance were choicely blended in the Rat's manner when,
next day, the Bonnie Lassie came in to inquire for her lost tool,
bringing as usual some “smokes.”
“Do you like this kind better?” she asked.
“They're all right,” said the Rat. “But, say, lady, not wishin' to ast
too much--”
“Go on,” she encouraged him as he--
“Woddya know,” pursued the patient hesitantly, “about a big, fat cig
with funny letters like this on?”
“Those look like Greek letters,” said the Bonnie Lassie, studying the
marks which he had scrawled. “I'll see if I can get some for you.”
Search for that brand proved unavailing, however. It seemed to be a
special importation.
“Where did you ever smoke them?” she asked the Rat.
“Over to th' S'maritan.”
“Do they serve cigarettes in the hospital?”
“They do--I don't think! It was a little lady there give'em to me on the
quiet. She seen what them big stiffs o' doctors never seen, that I was
goin' batty for a smoke. She sneaked'em in to me. She was one real baby!
Some guy outside useter send'em in to her to give me.”
“Was she a nurse?”
“No; a case. Pretty near all in when she came. After she got well nobody
wanted her to leave; and she didn't want to, I guess. So they made a job
for her. I useter tell her she was hired out for sunshine. I ain't seen
her since.” He sighed.
“Would you like to see her?”
Pinney the Rat's eyes became human. “Oh, Gee!” he murmured.
“I'll bring her,” said the Bonnie Lassie. “Whom shall I ask for?”
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