“It will now be necessary that you shall remain until this sum is
restored to me,” he said. “I am generous not to have increased the
liability, for times were many when it seemed that I had incurred upon
myself the cost of a burial.”
Wynne reckoned that the least time in which he could reasonably hope to
clear the score would be from three to four months, and raised his voice
in protest.
“But my career, monsieur—what will become of my career?”
Money is one of the few things a Frenchman takes seriously; in nearly
all other matters he is possessed of an enchanting elasticity. Wynne’s
lamentations were heard without sympathy.
“The debt must be discharged,” said M. le Patron.
So once more Wynne donned his evening clothes with the break of day,
once more a serviette swung from the bend of his arm.
Strange to say menial service did not break his spirit or lessen his
conceit. There are certain compensations in the life of a waiter if he
be an observant fellow. Many and various are the types in which he comes
into contact, and there is no surer way of fathoming the character of
man than is afforded by watching him at his meat.
To a certain extent Wynne took a pride in his waiting, and made an
especial study of the craft. It amused him to “bank” his corners
perilously with a pile of plates on his hand; it amused him to whip off
the cover of an omelette and introduce it most exquisitely to its future
consumer; it amused him to theorise on a customer’s likely choice of
wine, and to suggest the vintage as he handed the card. But most of all
it amused him to reflect that he, Wynne Rendall, was a waiter. Not for
an instant did it occur to him that, up to this point, his achievements
had not merited his occupation of a more illustrious position. In the
back of his head was a comfortable assurance that he was a very
important and valuable person, and this being so, that it was
exceedingly droll for him to minister to the wants of the vulgar-minded.
He acquired the habit of jotting down his daily thoughts on odd scraps
of paper as he lay in bed at night, and some of these would have made
good reading had they been preserved. Also they would have served to
show very clearly the streak of egoism which outcropped his entire
personality. Occasionally he flew to verse of a style and metre very
much his own.
Here is an example:
“Garçon!”
In black and white I serve their bellies’ need,
Paid with a frown, a curse, a penny in the franc.
Will they thank
Me with a smile, when, playing on my reed,
I bid them hear, and from my cathedra
Their silly loves and lusts, dull thoughts and empty creed,
In black and white I show them as they are?
The verse in itself has few merits, but it afforded him a sense of
luxury to produce such lines. He felt as a king might feel who lay
hidden in a hovel, conscious of greatness in little places.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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