Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd CornerClark, Charles Heber
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Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd Corner
Clark, Charles Heber
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories
It is probable that I should never have bought a horse if I had not been
strongly urged to do so by other persons. I do not care a great deal for
riding and driving; and if it ever did occur to me that it would,
perhaps, be a nice thing to have a horse of my own, I regarded the
necessary expense as much too great for the small amount of enjoyment
that could be obtained from the investment. It always seemed to me to be
much cheaper to hire a horse at a livery-stable if only an occasional
drive was desired; and I cling to that theory yet. But everybody else
seemed to think I ought to own a horse. Mrs. Adeler was especially
anxious about it. She insisted that we were doing very well in the
world, and she could not see the use of having means if we were to live
always as we did when we were poor. She said she often wanted to take a
little drive along the river-road in the evening with the children, and
she frequently wished to visit her friends in the country, but she
couldn't bear to go with a strange horse of which she knew nothing.
My friends used to say, "Adeler, I wonder you don't keep a horse and
take your family out sometimes;" and they hammered away at the theme
until I actually began to feel as if the public suspected me of being a
niggardly and cruel tyrant, who hugged my gold to my bosom and gloated
over the misery of my wife and children--gloated because they couldn't
have a horse. People used to come down from the city to see us, and
after examining the house and garden, they would remark, "Very
charming!--very charming, indeed! A little paradise, in fact; but,
Adeler, why don't you buy a horse?"
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I gradually grew nervous upon the subject, and was tolerably well
convinced that there would never be perfect happiness in my family until
I purchased a steed of some kind. At last, one day Cooley had a yellow
horse knocked down to him at one of those auction-sales which are known
in the rural districts as "V_an_dues." And when I saw Cooley drive past
the house, every afternoon, with that saffron brute, and his family in a
dearborn wagon, and observed how he looked in at us and smiled
superciliously, as if he was thinking, "There lives a miserable outcast
who has no horse and can't get one," I determined to purchase at once.
I have not had much experience with horses, but I found one whose
appearance and gait were fairly good, and I was particularly drawn
toward him because the man recommended him as being "urbane." I had
heard many descriptions of the points of a good horse, but this was the
first time I had ever met a horse whose most prominent characteristic
was urbanity. It seemed to me that the quality was an excellent one, and
I made a bargain on the spot and drove home.
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Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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