Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd CornerClark, Charles Heber
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Out of the Hurly-Burly; Or, Life in an Odd Corner
Clark, Charles Heber
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories
But when the novelty of the thing had passed, my old indisposition to
amusement of that kind gradually returned. I drove less frequently. One
day my man said to me:
"Mr. Adeler, that hoss is a-eatin' his head off, sir. If you don't take
him out, he'll be so wild that he'll bu'st the machine to flinders,
sir."
The threatened catastrophe seemed so alarming that I took him out,
although I had important work to do at home. The next day I wanted to
stay up in the city to go to a lecture; but that morning, early, the
horse again displayed an alarming amount of friskiness, and I felt as if
I must go down and exercise him. I drove him for three hours at a rapid
gait, and succeeded in working off at least the exuberance of his
spirits.
On the following Wednesday I came home in the afternoon, exhausted
with work, and intending to retire at an early hour. At half-past six
o'clock, Judge Pitman came in. He remarked:
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"Adeler, that horse of yourn'll certainly go crazy if you don't move him
around. Mind me. He kicks like a flintlock musket now if you come
within forty foot of the stable."
I went out and hitched up, and that night I drove twenty-four miles at a
frightful speed. Horses have, perhaps, gone farther and faster, but few
have been pushed forward with a smaller regard for consequences. Nothing
but a recollection of the cost of the horse restrained me from driving
him into the river and leaving him there.
By degrees the despicable brute became the curse of my existence. If I
desired to go on a journey, the restlessness of the horse had first to
be overcome. If I received an invitation to a party, the horse must be
exercised beforehand. If I had an important article to write, I must
roam around the country behind that horse for two or three hours,
holding him in with such force that my hands were made too unsteady for
penmanship. If I wanted to take a row on the river--an exercise of which
I am passionately fond--that detestable animal had to be danced up and
down the turnpike in order to keep him from kicking the stable to
pieces. And he was recommended to me as "urbane"!
He made my life unhappy. I became depressed and morose. Sometimes when,
amid a circle of friends, there was a provocation to laughter, and I
participated in the general hilarity, I would suddenly become conscious
of the fact that the horse was in active existence, and the mirth would
be extinguished in gloom. He mingled with my dreams. Visions of a
bob-tailed horse consuming spectral oats, and kicking with millions of
legs, disturbed my rest at night. I rushed with him over countless
leagues of shadowy road, and plunged with him over incomprehensible
precipices. He organized himself into hideous nightmare shapes, and
charged wildly over me as I slept, and filled all the air of that
mysterious slumber-land with the noise of his demoniac neighing.
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