Over Bemerton's : $b An easy-going chronicleLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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Over Bemerton's : $b An easy-going chronicle
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Middle-aged men -- Fiction
A second-hand bookseller, I found, may read much in his time, but he
cannot read continuously. My perusal of Walter Pope's poem was
broken somewhat in the way I have attempted to describe. I got
through the Horatian argument all right:--
"When I'm at Epsom or on Banstead Down,
Free from the Wine, and Smoke, and Noise o' th' Town,
When I those Waters drink and breathe that Air,
What are my Thoughts? What's my continual Prayer?"
and I was allowed to complete in peace the first stanza and the
chorus:--
"If I live to be old, for I find I go down,
Let this be my fate in a country town:
May I have a warm house, with a stone at the gate,
And a cleanly young girl to rub my bald pate.
CHORUS
May I govern my passion with an absolute sway,
And grow wiser and better, as my strength wears away,
Without gout or stone, by a gentle decay."
But here entered a very small dirty boy to know if I could spare his
mother a piece of stamp paper.
I said it was the one thing we didn't keep, and resumed the poem:--
"May my little house stand on the side of a hill,
With an easy descent to a mead and a mill,
That when I've a mind I may hear my boy read--
In the mill if it rains; if it's dry, in the mead.
Near a shady grove and a murmuring brook,
With the ocean at distance, whereon I may look,
With a spacious plain, without hedge or stile,
And an easy pad-nag to ride out a mile."
At this point there entered a rusty elderly man with a _Cruden's
Concordance_, to know if I would buy it. I said we already had
several, and I could not as a conscientious business man add to the
stock. He sighed, surveyed me attentively, and went away, saying
that he would bring something else. I implored him not to, but with
an ineffable look of misfortune he shuffled away. I turned again to
the page:--
"With Horace and Petrarch, and two or three more
Of the best wits that reign'd in the ages before;
With roast mutton, rather than ven'son or teal,
And clean, though coarse linen, at every meal.
With a pudding on Sundays, with stout humming liquor,
And remnants of Latin to welcome the vicar;
With Monte, Fiascone, or Burgundy wine,
To drink the king's health as oft as I dine.
May my wine be vermilion, may my malt drink be pale,
In neither extreme, or too mild or too stale;
In lieu of desserts, unwholesome and dear,
Let Lodi or Parmesan bring up the rear.
Nor Tory, or Whig, Observator, or Trimmer
May I be, nor against the law's torrent a swimmer;
May I mind what I speak, what I write, and hear read,
And with matters of State never trouble my head."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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