Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoatsCastle, Egerton
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Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoats
Castle, Egerton
Great Britain -- History -- George III, 1760-1820 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Romance fiction
Through all the hardships, the dreary daily grind, the unkindness and
the unremitting exertions, her star shone upon her with a light that
never wavered. The first winter was a trying one, and Pamela found
London, after Paris, a cruel, ugly place; a cruel cold one, and a
cruel hard one. When the summer came, existence might be easier, but
the hours were longer with the daylight, and there were nights when
even Pamela’s high heart gave way, and she would drop on her pallet
bed almost too exhausted to sleep. She had grown thin, and there was
a certain fierceness in the fire of her bright grey eyes, as if they
looked on all humanity as an enemy, by that July 16th, 1789, when my
Lady Kilcroney’s woman wrote for the “blew feathers.”
“Oh, drat!” said Mrs. Tabbishaw.
She was just sitting down to her dinner at three o’clock in the
afternoon of a torrid day. The reek of roast duck and sage and onions
was succulently in the air, and there was a tankard of porter facing
and winking amber bubbles beside her plate already.
“Drat!” Mrs. Tabbishaw took a gulp of the porter, and waddled to
the door to scream: “Those blue feathers, where the deuce were they
put? Pamela! Pamela! I say, where is that girl? My chest is wore out
screeching for her. Where’s Pamela, Miss Trotter, dear?”
“Just a-setting down to bread-and-cheese in the scullery,” screamed a
thin voice from the counting-house.
“Setting down! It’s like her impidence! Send for her this moment, Miss
Trotter. Tell her she’s got to take my Lady Kilcroney’s blue feathers
to Hertford Street this very minute. Tell her it’s pressing, Miss
Trotter. And stay, look out my lady’s bill, which Miss Pounce promised
me to have settled this while back, and it twelve pound odd. Tell the
chit to ask her aunt for it. I’m none too fond of letting fine ladies’
bills run up, and it all for odds and ends that are scarce worth my
doing. And, hark ye, tell her she’ll have to hurry back too, with that
pinking to finish to-night for Mrs. Alderman Gruntle’s cradle, and her
eleventh due any time.”
* * * * *
“For mercy’s sake, Aunt Lydia,” said Pamela Pounce, as much to that
damsel’s surprise and annoyance she was ushered in upon her by Pompey,
the black page. “Give me a bit of bread-and-butter, and a drink of
Bohea, for I declare to Heaven I’m starving. And I’ve brought you the
feathers. And they’re dyed a dreadful blue, I think; but once you give
anything over to Mrs. Tabbishaw you get the mark of her paw upon it,
and so I tell you.”
“’Twould be well if she put the mark of her paw upon you, miss, for
your impidence. Bread-and-butter, quotha! And I’m sure ’tis a good
thing if you are a trifle fined down from the gross size you was when
you came back from Paris. ‘Dear me,’ says my lord’s new man to me, when
he caught sight of you, ‘that’s a prize one! She’d make ten of you,’ he
says; and him so genteel, I blushed to hear him.”
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