Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoatsCastle, Egerton
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Pamela Pounce: A tale of tempestuous petticoats
Castle, Egerton
Great Britain -- History -- George III, 1760-1820 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Romance fiction
“Here, miss,” she cried, “thirteen sovereigns to settle your Tabbishaw,
and milady says you can keep the change. Gave me all sorts, she did,
being, as who should know better than I, from early morning, my dear,
in as peevish a temper as ever was. And--and what she can do in that
way,” said Lydia, turning up her eyes, “you’d never believe if you
hadn’t seen, the world being made up of Diddumses. There wasn’t an item
along here she didn’t have her scratch at, and in the end, she says:
‘For Heaven’s sake stop talking!’ (That’s how poor servants is treated).
“‘You’ll have me reeling in the head,’ she says. ‘Take thirteen
sovereigns from my purse, and get out of my room and don’t let me hear
another word of that there maddening bill!’ And so you can keep the
change, my love. And, if you’d believe it, just out of cussedness,
the young gentleman what’s annoyed her so prodigious has the boldness
to come knocking at our hall door and demanding urgent, through Mr.
Blandfoot, the butler, a few moments’ conversation with her ladyship.
My Lady having given orders that he was not to be admitted, the scamp
sends for the butler--well, that’s about dished him, I can tell you!
“‘Tell him, Blandfoot,’ says my lady, ‘that I don’t give alms at the
door. Tell him,’ she says, ‘to go and earn his living. I don’t hold,’
she says, ‘with able-bodied beggars!’”
“Oh,” said Pamela, her thoughts flying back with compassion to the
dashing young gentleman on the doorstep, “what a cruel thing to say.
’Tis insulting misfortune.”
“Insulting fiddlesticks! Here, hasten, you baggage, or you’ll lose your
good place, and I’ve had enough of you for one day, I can tell you
that.”
“And what a darling, sweet auntie you are!” said the second Miss
Pounce, as she tied on her shepherdess hat with knowing little peeps at
the mirror. “’Tain’t any wonder I love you. Ta-ta.”
She dropped the sovereigns into her worn reticule, kissed her hand from
the door in sarcastic farewell, and departed.
With fourteen shillings and twopence to the good in her pocket, Pamela
felt a singular sense of independence. Instead of hurrying back into
the heat, crowd, and toil of Cheapside, she turned her steps towards
Hyde Park, the green boughs of which seemed to beckon to her from the
top of the street.
“I’ll go and sit under the trees,” thought the girl. “An idea for a
hat has come into my mind, and I’ll work it out and let Mrs. Alderman
Gruntle and her cradle and the pinking go to the deuce.”
She found a retired spot in the shade, and, the turf being dry and
inviting, stretched herself luxuriously at full length to stare upwards
at the odd little triangles and stars of blue sky visible through the
interlacing leaves above her.
Composing her hat with the zest of a poet his verses, she lay at ease,
in great content, when she was startled by the sound of rapid footsteps
on the sward.
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