Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. I
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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. I
Parodies
In 1856 a little sixpenny pamphlet was published by J. Booth, of Regent
Street, entitled _Anti-Maud_, by a Poet of the People. Tennyson had been
accused of fanning the warlike spirit then rampant in the land, and his
_Maud_ contained--in exquisite poetry--many of the stock arguments in
favour of war and glory. The "Poet of the People," in his _Anti-Maud_,
adopted the other, and less popular view. Read in the light of subsequent
events, this scarce little pamphlet seems more correct in its deductions,
than the Laureate's war cry in _Maud_. The author asserts that _Anti-Maud_
is not merely a _jeu d'esprit_, but something of a more earnest character,
and he disclaims any intention of depreciating the Laureate's poetry. I
can quote a few only of the best of the fifty odd stanzas it contains:
ANTI-MAUD.
I hate the murky pool at the back of the stable yard,
For dear though it be to the ducks and geese, it has an
unpleasant smell;
If you gaze therein at your own sweet face, the reflection is
broken and marred,
And echo, there, if you ask how she is, replies, "I feel very
unwell." 1
* * * * *
Why do they prate of the blessings of peace? Bloody war is
a holy thing.
The world is wicked, and base, and vile--shall I show you a
new kind of cure?
Smeared with blood and with parents' tears call for Moloch,
horrible king!
Let him trample to dust, with a brutal foot, whatever remains
of good or of pure! 11
For I trust, if the low-browed rogue with a ticket-of-leave
from the gaol,
Encountered the sergeant recruiting, in rainbow-like ribbons
arrayed,
He would clutch the Queen's shilling with glee, and draining the
dregs of his ale,
Declare that the sack of Odessa would be quite of a piece with
his trade. 12
Wanted a quarrel to set the world straight, and cure it by
letting of blood!
We are sick to the heart of ourselves I think, and so we are
sick of each other:
Rapine, and carnage, and rage would do us all manner of good;
Let Christian rise up against Christian, and brother take arms
against brother! 13
Under the shadow of peace something was done that was good,
We tore out a bloody page from the book of our ancient laws;
We struck off a bitter tax from the poor man's scanty food,
And justice bent down from her seat to give ear to the poor
man's cause. 21
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