Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. III
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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. III
Parodies
Besides this proposition, the historian would have done well
to tell us that La Palice was of noble race, for his
grandfather, an earlier Jacques de Chabannes, after
valiantly defending Castillon against Talbot, the English
Achilles, died of his wounds at the siege of this city,
which, two years afterwards (17th July, 1453), cost the life
of his illustrious enemy.
‘La Palice but little wealth
To his renown could bring;
And when abundance was his lot,
He lacked no single thing.’
Abundance of glory, of honours, of treasures, of war on
battle fields; this was surely what the poet meant to say.
He ought to have been rich indeed, when three sovereigns
successively invested him with the titles of marshal of
France, governor of Bourbonnais, of Auvergne, of Forez and
the Lyonnais.
‘He was versed in all the games
Played at the academy;
And never was unfortunate
When he won the victory.’
Those which he gained are faithfully chronicled in history.
First, stands Marignan in 1515, next Fontarabia, in 1521;
then Bicocca, in Lombardy, where La Palice, being second in
command, made incredible exertions to recover the fortunes
of the day; and last, Marseilles, which went to sleep one
night Spanish, and woke up French the next morning, because
a great Captain, Chabannes de la Palice, had scaled her
walls, and effaced by dint of courage the shame with which
the desertion of Bourbon had tarnished the name of French
gentlemen.
‘To do and dare in his career,
He readily inclined;
And when he stood before the king,
He was not, sure, behind.
Fate dealt to him a cruel blow.
And stretched him on the ground;
And ’tis believed that since he died,
It was a mortal wound.
His death was sore and terrible,
Upon a stone his head;
He would have died more easily
Upon a feather bed.’
Chabannes made a sortie with a handful of brave fellows from
the fort which he defended against the Spanish army, and saw
all those who followed fall around him. A Spanish soldier
climbs over the barrier of corpses piled before him, aims a
tremendous blow at his head, beneath which the brave La
Palice fell senseless to the earth,
‘Deplored and envied by his braves,
He shut his eyes to strife;
And we are told his day of death
Was the last of his life.’
――――:o:――――
THE RIGHT AND MARVELLOUS HISTORY OF
JOHN SMITH.
John Smith he was a guardsman bold,
A stouter never fought;
He would have been a grenadier,
But he was one foot short.
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