Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. III
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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. III
Parodies
“Unto the _towne_ of Walsingham,
The way is hard for to be gone,
And very crooked are those _pathes_
For you to find out all alone.”
Were the miles doubled _thrise_
And the way never so ill,
It were not enough for mine offence;
It is so _grevous_ and so ill.
“Thy _yeares_ are young, thy face is _faire_,
Thy wits are _weake_, thy thoughts are _greene_;
Time hath not given thee leave as yet
For to commit so great a _sinne_!”
Yes, herdsman, yes, _soe_ wou’dst thou say,
If thou knewest so much as I;
My wits, and _thoughtes_, and all the rest,
Have well deserved for to dye.
I am not what I _seeme_ to _bee_,
My cloths and _sexe doe_ differ _fare_;
I am a woman, woe _is mee_!
Born to _greeffe_, and irksome care.
For my beloved, and well beloved,
My wayward cruelty could kill;
And though my _teares_ will naught avail,
Most _dearely_ I bewail him still.
He was the flower of noble wights,
None ever more sincere _colde bee_,
Of _comelye_ mien and shape he was,
And _tenderlye_ he loved _mee_.
When thus I _sawe_ he loved me well,
I grew so _proude_ his _paine_ to see,
That I, who did not know _myselfe_,
Thought _scorne_ of such a youth as _hee_.
And grew so coy, and nice to please,
As women’s _lookes_ are often _soe_,
He might not _kisse_, nor hand forsooth,
_Unlesse_ I willed him _soe_ to _doe_.
Thus being _wearyed_ with _delayes_,
To see I _pityed_ not his _greeffe_,
He goes him to a _secret_ place,
And there he dyed without _releeffe_.
And for his sake these _weedes_ I _weare_,
And sacrifice my tender age;
And every day I’ll beg my bread,
To _undergoe_ this pilgrimage.
Thus every day I’ll fast and _praye_,
And ever will do till I _dye_;
And get me to some _secrett_ place,
For so did _hee_, and _soe_ will I.
Now, gentle herdsman, ask no more,
But keep my _secretts_ I thee pray;
Unto the _towne_ of Wallsingham
Shew _me the_ right and _readye waye_.
“Now _goe_ thy _wayes_, and God before,
For he must ever guide thee still;
Turn down the dale the _righte_ hand _pathe_,
And so, fair pilgrim, fare thee well.”
――――:o:――――
THE HERMIT.
“Turn, gentle Hermit of the dale,
And guide my lonely way,
To where yon taper cheers the vale
With hospitable ray.
“For here forlorn and lost I tread,
With fainting steps and slow;
Where wilds, immeasurably spread,
Seem lengthening as I go.”
“Forbear, my son,” the Hermit cries,
“To tempt the dangerous gloom;
For yonder faithless phantom flies
To lure thee to thy doom.
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