Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. III
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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. III
Parodies
“Turn, gentle Hermit of the dale,
And guide my lonely way
To where some shanty cheers the vale
With hospitable ray.
“For as, forlorn and lost, I tread
This weary waste, and slow,
My skirts immeasurably spread
Impede me as I go.”
“Welcome, sweet girl!” the Hermit cries,
“My roof shall give thee shade;
I call thee girl, although mine eyes
Behold no tender maid.
“But, exiled from the world, I find――
However old she be――
That any one of womankind
Is as a girl to me.
“A kiss I beg, just one! what no?
Is kissing then so wrong?
Man wants a little here below
Though not perhaps, for long.
“Hold! hold!” the wand’rer cried, “nor dare
My modesty invade!”
Fury inspired the conscious fair,
And fury her betrayed.
That bristling cheek, that stubborn breast,
Those thewy, threatening arms!
The lonely stranger stands confest――
A man in all his charms.
“And, ah! excuse a stranger rude,
A hunted wretch,” he cried;
“Indeed I hope I don’t intrude
Where you in peace reside.
“But pity a poor trader who
Has mixed in public fray,
And learned what politics can do
In leading men astray,
“My chief the Land League party led
In Parliament and out,
And by his side I fought and bled
With constancy devout.
“Pretenders to the Chiefship came
To win me from his band;
But still I loved but Parnell’s name
And bow’d to his command.
“And length to ’scape arrest, one morn
He deemed it best to hide;
And sought some solitude forlorn
In secret, where he died.
“Though ‘wanted’ too I fled uncaught
In feminine array
And seek the solitude he sought
To stretch me where he lay.
“There, my identity thus hid
I’ll lay me down and die
For Ireland so my Parnell did
And so for him will I.”
“Forbid it Heaven!” the Hermit cried,
And clasped him to his breast
The wondering stranger turn’d to chide
’Twas Parnell’s self that prest!
“Turn Joey Biggar, ever dear!
My comrade turn to see
Thine own, thy long-lost Parnell here,
True to the League and thee!”
_The St. James’s Gazette_, February 28, 1881.
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THE SPEAKER’S DINNER.
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