Patchwork: A Story of 'The Plain People'Myers, Anna Balmer
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Patchwork: A Story of 'The Plain People'
Myers, Anna Balmer
Amish -- Fiction
"Yes," the woman agreed, "I can't see the need of it. It has been
ridiculed so long that it should have died a natural death. It's a
mystery to me how it has survived. But cheer up, Phœbe, the gibberish is
dying out. The older people will continue to speak it but the younger
generations are becoming more and more English speaking. Why, do you
know, Phœbe, since this war started in Europe and I read the dreadful
crimes the Germans are committing I feel that I never want to hear or
say, 'Yah.'"
"Bully!" Phœbe clapped her hands. "I said to old Aaron Hogendobler
yesterday that I'm ashamed I have a German name and some German
ancestors, even if they did come to this country before the Revolution,
and he said no one need feel shame at that, but every American who is
not one hundred per cent American should die from shame. I know we
Pennsylvania Dutch can carry our end of the burdens of the world and be
real Americans, but I want to sound like one too."
Mother Bab laughed. "Just yesterday I said to David that the butter was
_all_."
"I say that very often. I must read more."
"And I less. I haven't told you, Phœbe, nor David, but my eyes are
going back on me. I went to Lancaster a few weeks ago and the doctor
there said I must be very careful not to strain them at all. I think I'd
rather lose any other sense than sight. I always thought it was the
greatest affliction in the world to be blind."
"It is! It mustn't come to you, Mother Bab!"
The woman looked worried, but in a moment her face brightened.
"Anyhow," she said, "what's the use of worrying or thinking about it? If
it ever comes I'll have to bear it just as many other people are bearing
it. I'm glad I have sight to-day to see you."
Phœbe gave her an ecstatic hug. "I believe you're Irish instead of
Pennsylvania Dutch! You do know how to blarney and you have that
coaxing, lovely way about you that the Irish are supposed to have."
"Why, Phœbe, I am part Irish! My mother's maiden name was McKnight.
David and I still have a few drops of the Irish blood in us, I suppose."
"I just knew it! I'm glad. I adore the whimsical way the Irish have, and
I like their sense of humor. I guess that's one of the reasons I like
you better than other people I know and perhaps that's why David is
jolly and different from Phares. Ah," she added roguishly, "I think it's
a pity Phares hasn't some Irish blood in him. He's so solemn he seldom
sees a joke."
"But he's a good boy and he thinks a lot of you. He's just a little too
quiet. But he's a good preacher and very bright."
"Yes, he's so good that I'm ashamed of myself when I say mean things
about him. I like him, but people with more life are more interesting."
"Hello, who's this you like?" David's hearty voice burst upon them.
Phœbe turned and saw him standing in the sunlight of the open door. The
thought flashed upon her, "How big and strong he is!"
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