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"Yes," was Elton's reply. He wondered if the next question would deal
with her steadiness.
"I suppose you are a friend of the family?" was Miss Brent's next
question.
Elton bowed.
"Good afternoon, sir." The speaker was a soldier in hospital blue, a
rugged little man known among his fellows as "Uncle."
"Hullo! Uncle, how are you?" said Elton, shaking hands.
Miss Brent noticed a warmth in Elton's tone that was in marked contrast
to the even tone of courtesy with which he had answered her questions.
"Oh, just 'oppin' on to 'eaven, sir," replied Uncle. "Sort of sittin'
up an' takin' notice."
Elton introduced Uncle to Miss Brent, an act that seemed to her quite
unnecessary.
"And where were you wounded?" asked Miss Brent conventionally.
"Clean through the buttocks, mum," replied Uncle simply.
Miss Brent flushed and cast a swift glance at Elton, whose face showed
no sign. She turned to Uncle and regarded him severely; but he was
blissfully unaware of having offended.
"Can't sit down now, mum, without it 'urtin'," added Uncle,
interpreting Miss Brent's steady gaze as betokening interest.
"Oh, Goddy! I've been trying to fight my way across to you for hours."
The pretty brunette to whom Elton had bowed joined the group. "I've
been giving you the glad eye all the afternoon and you merely bow.
Well, Uncle, how's the wound?"
Miss Brent gasped. She was unaware that Uncle's wound was the standing
joke among all Lady Meyfield's guests.
"Oh! I'm gettin' on, thank you," said Uncle cheerfully. "Mustn't
complain."
"Isn't he a darling?" The girl addressed herself to Miss Brent, who
merely stared.
"Do you refer to Uncle or to me?" enquired Elton.
"Why both, of course; but--" she paused and, screwing up her piquante
little face in thought she added, "but I think Uncle's the darlinger
though, don't you?"
Again she challenged Miss Brent.
"Good job my missis can't 'ear 'er," was Uncle's comment to Elton.
"There, you see!" cried the girl gaily, "Uncle talks about his wife
when I make love to him, and as for Goddy," she turned and regarded
Elton with a quizzical expression, "he treats my passion with a look
that clearly says prunes and prisms."
Miss Brent's head was beginning to whirl. Somewhere at the back of her
mind was the unuttered thought, What would Little Milstead think of
such conversation? She was brought back to Lady Meyfield's
drawing-room by hearing the brunette once more addressing her.
"They're the two most interesting men in the room. I call them the
Dove and the Serpent. Uncle has the guilelessness of the dove, whilst
Godfrey has all the wisdom of the serpent. The three of us together
would make a most perfect Garden of Eden. Wouldn't we, Goddy?"
"You are getting a little confused, Peggy," said Elton. "This is not a
fancy dress----"
"Stop him, someone!" cried the brunette, "he's going to say something
naughty."
Elton smiled, Miss Brent continued to stare, whilst Uncle with a grin
of admiration cried:
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