Sauerkraut tanks and a frankfurter shed.
An air-tight onion room.
A store of ham, bacon and eggs for the loggers’ breakfasts....
“Hold on a moment!” exclaimed Paul Bunyan in bewilderment. “Please tell
me first: _what_ are hot cakes, pies, cookies, cakes, puddings, ham,
bacon, eggs, potatoes, baking powder, sauerkraut, frankfurters and the
rest of it? Can we get them from somewhere, or must I invent them?”
Hot Biscuit Slim patiently explained them to the great logger.
“Holy mackinaw!” said Paul Bunyan, greatly relieved, “I never imagined
such things could be. I’m delighted that they’ve already been
invented.”
Hot Biscuit Slim told him that they could all be grown or manufactured
on the great farm. Then he went on to recommend that the flunkies be
equipped with roller skates, thus tripling their efficiency. He made
many other suggestions, and Paul Bunyan agreed to all of them.
“Now to work,” said Hot Biscuit Slim. “I’ll have a new sourdough dish
for the loggers’ supper. Sourdough is a contraption that’s seen it’s
day, but I’ll make the best of it while I got to use it. Send me your
blacksmith.”
A unique smell met the loggers when they crowded eagerly into the
cookhouse at suppertime, a delightful odor that overpowered the weakest
among them. And when the flunkies trotted out, carrying huge platters
heaped high with brown, globular mysteries, each one having a curious
hole in the center, the famished loggers all bounced about on their
benches in uncontrollable excitement, and well they might! For they
were being served with the first doughnuts! Doughnut connoisseurs
of to-day would have regarded them as crude; they were made from
sourdough, they were hard as hickory and unsweetened. But Paul Bunyan’s
loggers shouted over them; they discovered to their great leader the
exuberance and expansion of feeling, the exaltation of spirit, the
strengthening of moral qualities, which may develop from grand feeding.
As he listened to the extraordinary uproar in the cookhouse and
considered it he formed one of his great reflections: Meals make the
man.
Jonah Wiles was the one dismal figure among the feasters. The
doughnuts were bitter in his mouth because they were so pleasing to
him. He devoured half a dozen of them and then forced himself to stop,
for he was beginning to feel good-humored. His gaze turned shiftily
towards the kitchen, where Hot Biscuit Slim was frying doughnuts with
astonishing rapidity. The assistant cooks were rolling out the dough;
Big Ole, the blacksmith, bare-armed and streaming with sweat, tossed
the doughnuts on his anvil and punched the holes in them with swift
strokes. Jonah Wiles glowered malignantly on the scene. With one meal
the son of his enemy had brought happiness to the camp and achieved
glory.
“He’ll learn Jonah Wiles has a few tricks yet,” the worst bunkhouse
crank muttered savagely.
After supper he waited for a lull in the bunkhouse merriment. When it
came he emitted a terrific groan.
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