“I’m afeard them new biscuits with the holes in ’em ain’t goin’ to set
well on the stummick. I’m afeard----”
“Take yer bellyache outside!” yelled the loggers.
They shoved him through the door and began to roar out their favorite
song, “Jack Haggerty.”
“I’ve still got some tricks,” said Jonah Wiles.
He entered the kitchen and greeted Hot Biscuit Slim with a twisted grin
that was supposed to express sympathy and understanding.
“I’m yer pap’s best friend,” he said unctuously, “an’ I shore am glad
to see yeh makin’ sech a fine beginnin’ with sourdough.”
“Yeh?” said Hot Biscuit Slim.
“Yes siree! An’ I allus like to help folks get along, too. I’ve jist
thought uh somethin’ new to try with sourdough. Yeh see, the loggers
been havin’ trouble gettin’ inner soles fer their boots. Now if yer
pap was doin’ it, why he’d jist slip into all the bunkhouses to-night
and put sourdough in every boot, fer.... Here now, don’t yeh go to hit
me! I’m a ailin’ ol’ man, an’ crippled, too. What’s the matter uh yeh,
anyway?”
Hot Biscuit’s face was afire with rage.
“So you’re the pizen ol’ devil what got my ol’ man into all that
trouble, what nearly got him kilt, what ruint his life!”
He grasped a cold doughnut, swung it far behind him, then hurled it
with terrific force at Jonah Wiles’ head. It struck him squarely
between the eyes, and he dropped without a groan.
“There!” panted Hot Biscuit Slim. “You moanin’ ol’ hound--you hissin’
ol’ reptile--you squawlin’ ol’ tomcat!...”
When Jonah Wiles recovered consciousness two months later he discovered
the camp in holiday attire. When he learned the occasion of the
celebration he was bewildered. He saw the loggers forming in a great
crowd on the shore of Redbottom Lake. The water line was low; the
spring thaw had evidently come early, for the lake was black with
logs. The logging had not been finished before the lake sank below its
outlet. Yet the camp was celebrating. Jonah Wiles wondered. Had the
new biscuits made the loggers so idiotically happy that no misfortune
could quench their spirits?
Jonah Wiles saw that a new cookhouse had been built; the old one was
now standing above a rollway on the lake shore. From crevices in its
swelling walls, from the eaves and from the chimneys some thick white
stuff was oozing and bubbling. “Sourdough!” exclaimed Jonah Wiles, yet
more amazed.
At this moment Paul Bunyan lifted Sourdough Sam aloft in his hand that
all the loggers might see him. The old cook waved a new crutch at his
friends. He was dressed in an amazing fine style; he was even wearing a
necktie. He seemed to be the hero of the celebration.
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