“I’m admittin’ it,” said Slim wretchedly. “Honest, Mr. Bunyan, no
matter how I try I jest _can’t_ remember to order meat, ’specially for
Sunday dinner. I can remember vegytables, fruits an’ greens easy as
pie, but, by doggy, I always forget meat. I ain’t pertendin’ a cook’s
worth keepin’ who can’t remember meat, no matter how good he is at a
fixin’ it. I wouldn’t blame you if you fired me right off, Mr. Bunyan.”
Hot Biscuit Slim leaned against the toe of the hero’s boot and wept.
“That means I must rustle deer and bear,” said Paul Bunyan patiently.
“Well, bear meat and venison will make a royal feast when they have
passed through your kettles and ovens. Light the fires, go ahead with
your plans; you may yet make history to-morrow!”
He turned away, and Hot Biscuit Slim watched him worshipfully until he
was a dim figure on distant hills.
“The best friend me an’ my pap ever had,” he said. “I’d do anything for
a boss like that. I’ll learn to remember meat, by doggy, I will!”
Rumors of the marvelous dinner that was being planned reached the
bunkhouses, and the loggers indulged in greedy imagining of the
promised delights. The day went slowly; the sun seemed to labor down
the western sky. Before it sank soft clouds obscured its light,
bringing showers and early shadows.
At the approach of darkness Paul Bunyan began his return march to the
camp. He was vastly disappointed by the meager results of his hunt.
Although he had gone as far as the Turtle River country, he had snared
but two deer and three small bears. These only filled a corner of one
pocket of his mackinaw, and they would provide but a mere shred of
meat apiece for his men. Paul Bunyan did not feel that he had done his
best; he was not one to rest on feeble consolations. As he journeyed
on he was devising other means to carry out his plans for a memorable
and stupendous feast. And ere he was within an hour of the camp the Big
Swede was unconsciously outlining the solution of the problem for him.
The Big Swede went to the stable some time after supper to see that
Babe was at ease for the night. The clouds were thinning now, and when
he opened the stable door soft light poured in on the blue ox, making
lustrous spots and streaks on his sleek sides. He turned his head, his
bulging blue eyes shining with gentleness and good-will, and his tongue
covered the foreman’s face in a luscious caress.
“Har noo,” remonstrated the Big Swede.
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