Paul Gosslett's Confessions in Love, Law, and The Civil ServiceLever, Charles
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Paul Gosslett's Confessions in Love, Law, and The Civil Service
Lever, Charles
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I know that there are critics who, pronouncing upon this part of my
career, will opine that the Cockney was right, and that I had really
lost my head in my prosperity. I am not disposed to say now that there
might not have been some truth in this judgment. Things are generally
going on tolerably well with a man's material interests when he has time
to be dyspeptic. Doctors assure us that savage nations, amidst whom
the wants of life call for daily, hourly efforts, amidst whom all is
exigency, activity, and resource, have no dyspepsia. If, then, I had
reasoned on my condition,--which I did not,--I should have seen that
the world went too smoothly with me, and that, in consequence, my health
suffered. Just as the fish swallow stones to aid the digestion, we need
the accidents and frictions of life to triturate our moral pabulum, and
render it more easily assimilable to our constitutions. With dyspepsia
I grew dull, dispirited, and dissatisfied. I ceased to take pleasure in
all that formerly had interested me. I neglected duty, and regarded my
occupation with dislike. My house dinners, which once I took an especial
pride in, seeking not only that the wines and the cookery should be
excellent, but that their success as social gatherings should attract
notoriety, I now regarded with apathy. I took no pains about either
company or cookery, and, in consequence, contrarieties and bad contrasts
now prevailed, where, before, all had been in perfect keeping and
true artistic shading. My indolence and indifference extended to those
beneath me. Where all had once been order, discipline, and propriety,
there now grew up carelessness, disorder, and neglect. The complaints
of the visitors were incessant. My mornings were passed in reading. I
rarely replied to the representations and demands of outraged guests.
At last the public press became the channel of these complaints; and
“Publicola,” and “One who had Suffered,” and a number of similarly named
patriots declared that the hydropathic establishment at Lahneck was a
delusion and a sham; that it was a camp of confusion and mismanagement;
and that though a certain P. Gosslett was the nominal director, yet that
visitors of three months' standing averred they had never seen him,
and the popular belief was that he was a nervous invalid who accepted
a nominal duty in recompense for the benefit of air and climate to
himself. “How,” wrote one indignant correspondent of the Times,--“how
the company who instituted this enterprise, and started it on a scale
of really great proportions, can find it to their advantage to continue
this Mr. Gosslett in a post he so inadequately fills, is matter of
daily astonishment to those who have repaired to Lahneck for healthful
exercise and amusement, and only found there indifferent attendance and
universal inattention.”
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