Peck's Bad Boy and His Pa: 1883Peck, George W. (George Wilbur)
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Peck's Bad Boy and His Pa: 1883
Peck, George W. (George Wilbur)
American wit and humor; Boys -- Fiction; Practical jokes -- Fiction
“Yes, said the grocery man, as he cut off a piece of limberg cheese and
put on the stove, to purify the air in the room, “I should laugh to see
myself taking any medicine you put up. You will kill some one yet, by
giving them poison instead of quinine. But what has your Pa got his nose
tied up for? He looks as though he had had a fight.”
“O, that was from my treatment. He had a wart on his nose. You know that
wart. You remember how the minister told him if other peoples business
had a button-hole in it, Pa could button the wart in the button-hole,
as he always had his nose there. Well, I told Pa I could cure that wart
with caustic, and he said he would give five dollars if I could cure
it, so I took a stick of caustic and burned the wart off, but I guess
I burned down into the nose a little, for it swelled up as big as a
lobster. Pa says he would rather have a whole nest of warts than such a
nose, but it will be all right in a year or two.”
CHAPTER XXIV.
HE QUITS THE DRUG BUSINESS. HE HAS DISSOLVED WITH THE
DRUGGER--THE OLD LADY AND THE GIN--THE BAD BOY IGNOMINIOUSLY
FIRED--HOW HE DOSED HIS PA's BRANDY--THE BAD BOY AS “HAWTY
AS A DOOK”--HE GETS EVEN WITH HIS GIRL--THE BAD BOY WANTS A
QUIET PLACE--THE OLD MAN THREATENS THE PARSON.
“What are you loafing around here for,” says the grocery man to the bad
boy one day this week. “It is after nine o'clock, and I should think you
would want to be down to the drug store. How do you know but there may
be somebody dying for a dose of pills?”
“O, darn the drug store. I have got sick of that business, and I have
dissolved with the drugger. I have resigned. The policy of the store
did not meet with my approval, and I have stepped out and am waiting for
them to come and tender me a better position at an increased salary,”
said the boy, as he threw a cigar stub into a barrel of prunes and lit a
fresh one.
“Resigned, eh?” said the grocery man as he fished out the cigar stub and
charged the boy's father with two pounds of prunes, “didn't you and the
boss agree?”
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