“It was my privilege,” responded the Reverend Campbell, with a
meeting-house snuffle that certain divines adopt as a professional
manner of articulation, “I may say it was my inestimable privilege
some years back, to behold in the body of the church, during many of my
preachments, that mighty man of war, our coming president, and his sweet
lady; although she--for flesh is as grass--has since perished and passed
over to dwell among the blest.”
“Mrs. Jackson was my nearest, dearest friend,” simpered the awful magpie
wife, interrupting. “It was when General Jackson had a seat in the
senate. We were like loving sisters, Mrs. Jackson and I.”
This last I distrusted, but I did not say so.
“You are the General's old preacher?” I said; the Reverend Campbell
meanwhile seesawing and bowing, and locking and unlocking his warty
fingers. “Have you been in to meet the General?”
“Not yet, good sir, not yet,” replied the Reverend Campbell. “That shall
be in good time. Since you abide on terms of intimacy with our coming
president, I deemed it prudent to first make myself known to you.
Knowing David, I would know Jonathan. There is a business--a piece of
sinful, worldly business--I would inquire of, a boon I would ask, and
ere I went to the transaction thereof, I held it sapient to call upon
you who will be so strong to bind or loose--so potent, as one might say,
in the coming dispensation of preferments.”
The Reverend Campbell--who should have been a mandarin for his
repulsiveness and talents to bow--kept up his bending, while the magpie
wife in vacuous vanity, beamed on like a tarnished sun. To put a stop
to the bowing, which began to grow on me nervously, I bade the pair be
seated. They would remain the longer, but I would save myself with less
of irritation.
“I do not come for myself,” observed the Reverend Campbell, snuffling,
and balancing uneasily on his chair's edge. His wife had taken her seat
with more of confidence; spreading her skirts to advantage, and leaning
back as one certain of results. “No, it is by request of a beloved
brother in Christ, the Reverend Doctor Ely of Philadelphia. Our great
Chief Magistrate knows him and loves him well.”
Then the Reverend Campbell went on in pulpit tones to elaborate his
mission. It soon declared itself to be the old Duff Green errand of
office angling. Also, it was a coincidence something strange, I thought,
when the Reverend Campbell, following in the very footprints of the
wine colored Duff, spoke of the Florida Governorship, and named the same
wealthy zany for its occupation.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account