Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
Now, under the Presidency of Theodore Formose, there lived in a
peaceable suburb of Alca a monk called Agaric, who kept a school and
assisted in arranging marriages. In his school he taught fencing and
riding to the sons of old families, illustrious by their birth, but now
as destitute of wealth as of privilege. And as soon as they were old
enough he married them to the daughters of the opulent and despised
caste of financiers.
Tall, thin, and dark, Agaric used to walk in deep thought, with his
breviary in his hand and his brow loaded with care, through the
corridors of the school and the alleys of the garden. His care was not
limited to inculcating in his pupils abstruse doctrines and mechanical
precepts and to endowing them afterwards with legitimate and rich
wives. He entertained political designs and pursued the realisation of
a gigantic plan. His thought of thoughts and labour of labours was to
overthrow the Republic. He was not moved to this by any personal
interest. He believed that a democratic state was opposed to the holy
society to which body and soul he belonged. And all the other monks,
his brethren, thought the same. The Republic was perpetually at strife
with the congregation of monks and the assembly of the faithful. True,
to plot the death of the new government was a difficult and perilous
enterprise. Still, Agaric was in a position to carry on a formidable
conspiracy. At that epoch, when the clergy guided the superior classes
of the Penguins, this monk exercised a tremendous influence over the
aristocracy of Alca.
All the young men whom he had brought up waited only for a favourable
moment to march against the popular power. The sons of the ancient
families did not practise the arts or engage in business. They were
almost all soldiers and served the Republic. They served it, but they
did not love it; they regretted the dragon’s crest. And the fair
Jewesses shared in these regrets in order that they might be taken for
Christians.
One July as he was walking in a suburban street which ended in some
dusty fields, Agaric heard groans coming from a moss-grown well that
had been abandoned by the gardeners. And almost immediately he was told
by a cobbler of the neighbourhood that a ragged man who had shouted out
“Hurrah for the Republic!” had been thrown into the well by some
cavalry officers who were passing, and had sunk up to his ears in the
mud. Agaric was quite ready to see a general significance in this
particular fact. He inferred a great fermentation in the whole
aristocratic and military caste, and concluded that it was the moment
to act.
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