Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
“They are wretches; they are ruining the country. Don’t you wish to
save Penguinia?
“In what way?”
“By sweeping away all the rascals of the Republic, all the
Republicans.”
“What a proposal to make to me, dear lady!”
“It is what will certainly be done, if not by you, then by some one
else. The Generalissimo, to mention him alone, is ready to throw all
the ministers, deputies, and senators into the sea, and to recall
Prince Crucho.”
“Oh, the rascal, the scoundrel,” exclaimed the Emiral.
“Do to him what he would do to you. The prince will know how to
recognise your services, He will give you the Constable’s sword and a
magnificent grant. I am commissioned, in the mean time, to hand you a
pledge of his royal friendship.”
As she said these words she drew a green cockade from her bosom.
“What is that?” asked the Emiral.
“It is his colours which Crucho sends you.”
“Be good enough to take them back.”
“So that they may be offered to the Generalissimo who will accept them!
. . . No, Emiral, let me place them on your glorious breast.”
Chatillon gently repelled the lady. But for some minutes he thought her
extremely pretty, and he felt this impression still more when two bare
arms and the rosy palms of two delicate hands touched him lightly. He
yielded almost immediately. Olive was slow in fastening the ribbon.
Then when it was done she made a low courtesy and saluted Chatillon
with the title of Constable.
“I have been ambitious like my comrades,” answered the sailor, “I don’t
hide it, and perhaps I am so still; but upon my word of honour, when I
look at you, the only, desire I feel is for a cottage and a heart.”
She turned upon him the charming sapphire glances that flashed from
under her eyelids.
“That is to be had also . . . what are you doing, Emiral?”
“I am looking for the heart.”
When she left the Admiralty, the Viscountess went immediately to the
Reverend Father Agaric to give an account of her visit.
“You must go to him again, dear lady,” said that austere monk.
V. THE PRINCE DES BOSCÉNOS
Morning and evening the newspapers that had been bought by the
Dracophils proclaimed Chatillon’s praises and hurled shame and
opprobrium upon the Ministers of the Republic. Chatillon’s portrait was
sold through the streets of Alca. Those young descendants of Remus who
carry plaster figures on their heads, offered busts of Chatillon for
sale upon the bridges.
Every evening Chatillon rode upon his white horse round the Queen’s
Meadow, a place frequented by the people of fashion. The Dracophils
posted along the Emiral’s route a crowd of needy Penguins who kept
shouting: “It is Chatillon we want.” The middle classes of Alca
conceived a profound admiration for the Emiral. Shopwomen murmured: “He
is good-looking.” Women of fashion slackened the speed of their
motor-cars and kissed hands to him as they passed, amidst the hurrahs
of an enthusiastic populace.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account