Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Male friendship -- Fiction; Middle West -- Fiction
Therefore, on small accounts he decided to leave the field to his
enemies and to carry the fishbone elsewhere. He took two giant leaps.
The first landed him upon the edge of the porch. There, without an
instant's pause, he gathered his fur-sheathed muscles, concentrated
himself into one big steel spring, and launched himself superbly into
space. He made a stirring picture, however brief, as he left the solid
porch behind him and sailed upward on an ascending curve into the sunlit
air. His head was proudly up; he was the incarnation of menacing power
and of self-confidence. It is possible that the whitefish's spinal
column and flopping tail had interfered with his vision, and in
launching himself he may have mistaken the dark, round opening of
the cistern for its dark, round cover. In that case, it was a leap
calculated and executed with precision, for as the boys clamoured their
pleased astonishment, Gipsy descended accurately into the orifice and
passed majestically from public view, with the fishbone still in his
mouth and his haughty head still high.
There was a grand splash!
CHAPTER XIII. CONCERNING TROUSERS
Duke, hastening to place himself upon the stone slab, raged at his enemy
in safety; and presently the indomitable Gipsy could be heard from the
darkness below, turning on the bass of his siren, threatening the
water that enveloped him, returning Duke's profanity with interest, and
cursing the general universe.
“You hush!” Penrod stormed, rushing at Duke. “You go 'way from here! You
DUKE!”
And Duke, after prostrating himself, decided that it would be a relief
to obey and to consider his responsibilities in this matter at an end.
He withdrew beyond a corner of the house, thinking deeply.
“Why'n't you let him bark at the ole cat?” Sam Williams inquired,
sympathizing with the oppressed. “I guess you'd want to bark if a cat
had been treatin' you the way this one did Duke.”
“Well, we got to get this cat out o' here, haven't we?” Penrod demanded
crossly.
“What fer?” Herman asked. “Mighty mean cat! If it was me, I let 'at ole
cat drownd.”
“My goodness,” Penrod cried. “What you want to let it drown for?
Anyways, we got to use this water in our house, haven't we? You don't
s'pose people like to use water that's got a cat drowned in it, do
you? It gets pumped up into the tank in the attic and goes all over the
house, and I bet you wouldn't want to see your father and mother usin'
water a cat was drowned in. I guess I don't want my father and moth--”
“Well, how CAN we get it out?” Sam asked, cutting short this virtuous
oration. “It's swimmin' around down there,” he continued, peering into
the cistern, “and kind of roaring, and it must of dropped its fishbone,
'cause it's spittin' just awful. I guess maybe it's mad 'cause it fell
in there.”
“I don't know how it's goin' to be got out,” said Penrod; “but I know
it's GOT to be got out, and that's all there is to it! I'm not goin' to
have my father and mother--”
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