Personal reminiscences of Henry IrvingStoker, Bram
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Personal reminiscences of Henry Irving
Stoker, Bram
Actors -- Great Britain -- Biography; Irving, Henry, Sir, 1838-1905
Having looked over the time-table and found that the cost
of a horse-box to Bristol was only £1 13_s._, he went to the department
in charge of such matters and ordered one, paying for it at once and
arranging that it should go on the next fast train. By some manœuvring
he so managed that he and his men took Koveski’s horse into the box and
closed the doors.
When the train arrived at Bristol there had to be some shunting to and
fro so as to place the horse-box in the siding arranged for such
matters. The officials in charge threw open the door for the horse to
walk out. But he would yield to no blandishment, nor even to the
violence of chastisement usual at such times. A little time passed and
the officials got anxious, for the siding was required for other
purposes. The station at Bristol is not roomy and more than one line has
to use it. The official in charge told him to take out his damned horse!
“Not me!” said he, for he was now seeing his way to “get back” at the
railway company; “I’ve paid for the carriage of the horse and I want him
delivered out of your premises. The rate I paid includes the services of
the necessary officials.”
The porters tried again, but the horse would not stir. Now it is a
dangerous matter to go into a horse-box in case the horse should prove
restive. One after another the porters declined, till at last one plucky
lad volunteered to go in by the little window close to the horse’s head.
Those on the platform waited in apprehension, till he suddenly ran out
from the box laughing and crying out:
“Why you blamed fools. He ain’t a ’orse at all. He’s a stuffed ’un!”
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