Peter: A Novel of Which He is Not the HeroSmith, Francis Hopkinson
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Peter: A Novel of Which He is Not the Hero
Smith, Francis Hopkinson
Bank tellers -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Wall Street (New York, N.Y.) -- Fiction
Again Jack thanked him, and again Biffton relapsed into silence. Rather
a damper on a man of his calibre, when a fellow wouldn't touch a bell
and say what.
Jack having a certain timidity about “butting in”--outsiders didn't do
such things where he came from--settled himself into the depths of the
comfortable leather-covered arm-chair and waited for Garry to finish
his game. From where he sat he could not only overlook the small tables
holding a choice collection of little tear-bottles, bowls of crushed ice
and high-pressure siphons, but his eye also took in the stretch beyond,
the club windows commanding the view up and down and quite across the
Avenue, as well as the vista to the left.
This outlook was the most valuable asset the Magnolia possessed. If the
parasol was held flat, with its back to the club-house, and no glimpse
of the pretty face possible, it was, of course, unquestionable evidence
to the member looking over the top of his cocktail that neither the
hour or the place was propitious. If, however, it swayed to the right or
left, or better still, was folded tight, then it was equally conclusive
that not only was the coast clear, but that any number of things might
happen, either at Tiffany's, or the Academy, or wherever else one of
those altogether accidental--“Why-who-would-have-thought-of-seeing-you-
here” kind of meetings take place--meetings so delightful in themselves
because so unexpected.
These outlooks, too, were useful in solving many of the social problems
that afflicted the young men about town; the identity, for instance,
of the occupant of the hansom who had just driven past, heavily veiled,
together with her destination and her reason for being out at all; why
the four-in-hand went up empty and came back with a pretty woman beside
the “Tooler,” and then turned up a side street toward the Park, instead
of taking the Avenue into its confidence; what the young wife of the old
doctor meant when she waved her hand to the occupant of a third-story
window, and who lived there, and why--None of their business, of
course--never could be--but each and every escapade, incident and
adventure being so much thrice-blessed manna to souls stranded in the
desert waste of club conversation.
None of these things interested our hero, and he soon found himself
listening to the talk at an adjoining table. Topping, a young lawyer,
Whitman Bunce, a man of leisure--unlimited leisure--and one or two
others, were rewarming some of the day's gossip.
“Had the gall to tell Bob's man he couldn't sleep in linen sheets; had
his own violet silk ones in his trunk, to match his pajamas. The goat
had 'em out and half on the bed when Bob came in and stopped him. Awful
row, I heard, when Mrs. Bob got on to it. He'll never go there again.”
“And I heard,” broke in Bunce, “that she ordered the trap and sent him
back to the station.”
Other bits drifted Jack's way:
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