College stories; College students -- Fiction; Fathers and sons -- Fiction; Trinity College (University of Cambridge) -- Fiction
Among his fellow-freshmen was one, Brandon, a Rugby football-player,
who had once or twice played for the University. He was not a Blue
yet, but he was the next best thing to it, and Mr. Binney cultivated
his society in the intervals of his more serious pursuits. Brandon had
a friend called Howden who was a Blue, a great, noisy, good-natured,
ignorant ox, who was in constant danger of being sent down for his
numerous breaches of discipline.
Howden came into Brandon's rooms one morning to fish for a dinner, his
affairs being in a chronic state of financial depression. He used no
unnecessary finesse in stating his ends.
"I've taken my name off hall to-night," he said, "and don't know where
to feed. Got anything going, Brandy?"
"I'm going to dine with Binney," said Brandon. "You'd better come too."
"What! that stuck-up ass!" said Howden. "Didn't know you knew him.
No, thanks. I don't mix with Bloods."
"Oh, I don't mean Lucy Binney," said Brandon, "I don't know him. The
bantam's my pal."
"What! that little old man!" exclaimed Howden. "Whatever do you want
to go and dine with him for? He'll report you to the dons if you make
a row, and I don't care for dining where I can't enjoy myself."
"My dear chap," said Brandon, "you can make as much row as you like.
He'll be all the better pleased. He's a tremendous little sportsman.
He gives you the best fizz and as much as you want of it."
"The deuce he does! All right, I'll come, Brandy. I don't know him.
I suppose that don't matter."
"Not a bit," said Brandon. "I'll make that all right. 19A Jesus Lane,
eight o'clock."
"Right you are," said Howden. "Don't forget. I shall turn up."
Mr. Binney was as pleased as Punch when he learnt that he was at last
going to be honoured by the company of a Blue, and made an excuse to
write a note to Minshull in which he casually mentioned that he was
expecting Howden, "who plays back for the 'Varsity," to dinner that
night.
Howden came and made himself agreeable to his host. Mr. Binney was
delighted to find that such a great man was not inclined to stand on
any ceremony. The rest of the party were freshmen, who were also
inclined to treat the great Howden with deference, but in the course of
the dinner the deference vanished, and the company got hilarious and on
perfectly good terms with one another. After dinner they "ragged," and
played a little game of "Soccer" with a sofa cushion, in the course of
which Mr. Binney got the wind knocked out of his body, and was not
sorry when his landlord came up to inform him that the chandelier in
the room below had fallen down.
"Let's go round and rag old Tubby Vane," said Howden.
Vane was another football Blue, and lived in college. So the party
moved round in a body to the New Court. Vane kept on the third floor,
and was out, so his visitors were baffled for the moment.
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