Petty Troubles of Married Life, CompleteBalzac, Honoré de
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Petty Troubles of Married Life, Complete
Balzac, Honoré de
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This position may be described as follows: Thanks to a sort of
reciprocal support extended to each other, and which an ingenious writer
has called “Mutual Admiration,” Adolphe often sees his name cited among
the names of celebrities, either in the prospectuses of the book-trade,
or in the lists of newspapers about to appear. Publishers print the
title of one of his works under the deceitful heading “IN PRESS,” which
might be called the typographical menagerie of bears.[*] Chodoreille is
sometimes mentioned among the promising young men of the literary world.
[*] A bear (_ours_) is a play which has been refused by a
multitude of theatres, but which is finally represented at a
time when some manager or other feels the need of one. The
word has necessarily passed from the language of the stage
into the jargon of journalism, and is applied to novels
which wander the streets in search of a publisher.
For eleven years Adolphe Chodoreille remains in the ranks of the
promising young men: he finally obtains a free entrance to the theatres,
thanks to some dirty work or certain articles of dramatic criticism:
he tries to pass for a good fellow; and as he loses his illusions
respecting glory and the world of Paris, he gets into debt and his years
begin to tell upon him.
A paper which finds itself in a tight place asks him for one of his
bears revised by his friends. This has been retouched and revamped every
five years, so that it smells of the pomatum of each prevailing and then
forgotten fashion. To Adolphe it becomes what the famous cap, which
he was constantly staking, was to Corporal Trim, for during five years
“Anything for a Woman” (the title decided upon) “will be one of the most
entertaining productions of our epoch.”
After eleven years, Chodoreille is regarded as having written some
respectable things, five or six tales published in the dismal magazines,
in ladies’ newspapers, or in works intended for children of tender age.
As he is a bachelor, and possesses a coat and a pair of black cassimere
trousers, and when he pleases may thus assume the appearance of an
elegant diplomat, and as he is not without a certain intelligent air, he
is admitted to several more or less literary salons: he bows to the five
or six academicians who possess genius, influence or talent, he visits
two or three of our great poets, he allows himself, in coffee-rooms,
to call the two or three justly celebrated women of our epoch by their
Christian names; he is on the best of terms with the blue stockings of
the second grade,--who ought to be called _socks_,--and he shakes hands
and takes glasses of absinthe with the stars of the smaller newspapers.
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