Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red SaundersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red Saunders
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Fiction; Humorous stories
"Not foolish, _chico_," says Perez. "Only wise with a wisdom strange to
me." He wheeled and looked at me. "A most strange young man you are; the
strength of a giant, roaring health and no fool, and yet you will listen
to an older man--you _wish_ to listen. Receive the thanks of an older
man. The hope of such service is the one poor vanity remaining to him.
May time so deal with you that you shall never know the compliment you
pay--listen!"
The old organ burst into a pride of sound. Big and splendid--steel and
fair ladies--roses and sudden death. Made my heart get big and want to
do something. Perhaps talking with Perez, his air of decent sadness, and
his old-time way of speaking, kind of lofty for this date, yet never
slopping over; and perhaps the beautiful old house with its hangings,
pictures, and armor helped the music, but anyhow, as I listened, I had
visions. I felt like a lost calf that's got back to the herd and a sight
of mama. I was still in my dream when I realized the music had stopped
and that Perez was looking at me.
"May I take a liberty?" said he. "A resemblance has perplexed me since I
met you."
"Sure," says I, waking up.
He walked to the corner where there stood an old suit of armor. It was
made for a sizable man. Together we put the corselet on me, and then I
fixed the helmet and followed Perez's lead.
He held a lamp before us, as we went down a passage into a small side
room. There I thought I saw my image in a glass. Perez laughed at my
face, when I found it was a picture. It seemed magic to me.
"What in the world!" says I.
"Behold the Marquis De La Tour!" says he.
"The devil it is!" says I. "Still respected, though forty greats
removed! Perez, old man, that's my grandpa!"
"The face proves it," he answered. "He is also mine. Cousin, I felt the
pull of blood this day. Your hand, and we shall have a bottle of wine."
"It ain't often that a man meets his forty-ply great-grandpa and so nice
a Spanish cousin," says I. "I reckon I can square it with Mary later.
Lead on, McDuff, and dammed be he who cannot hold enough."
A very tidy little tidal wave of joy broke over the Perez mansion.
Everybody rejoiced; we had the man-servant and the maid-servant and the
rest of the menagerie in drinking healths to the new-met relatives. To
this day I ain't exactly sure how close connected Perez and I are.
Grandpa De La Tour was a little nearer than Adam, to be sure, but not
near enough, so there wouldn't have been some fussing about his will, if
it should suddenly be discovered.
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