Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red SaundersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red Saunders
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Fiction; Humorous stories
The color deepened in her face. She didn't have to be hit with a club.
"We wanted to furnish them a moral backbone, first," she apologized
again. "It seemed necessary to give them some standards of conduct."
"I'd give 'em a good time, first--they're a hint young for standards."
"Just see them stand there! Why, they seem without an idea--what shall I
do with them?" She was all at a loss. "It isn't right, poor children!"
She suddenly turned to me, with eagerness in her face. "Couldn't you
stir them up, Will?"
"Sure!" says I, throwing away the cigarette. "Come along! Tag, you're
it!" and I lit out at a gallop, Mary after me, and the revolutionists
watching, altogether too polite to appear astonished. My! but that girl
could run! Jump, too; I cleared the fountain, thinking she'd have to go
'round, but she gathered her skirts in her hand and was over it in a
flash of black and white, clean-motioned as a greyhound.
"_Qui dado, compadres!_" I yelled. "Here comes the government army!"
Instantly they understood and scattered. By hollering at them, they
finally got the idea. Tag wouldn't have interested them--revolution did.
We divided into sides. As soon as they got going good, Mary and I
dropped out of it.
"There," said I, watching 'em running and hollering and giggling, "I
like that better."
"It is better," agreed Mary, "and my thanks to you for the change. I'm
afraid one forgets the little needs in thinking of the great ones."
"Mary," I said, "it may sound strange coming from me; I hope you won't
take it wrong; but do you know that in reading the New Testament plumb
through, I can't remember coming on a place where it says anything about
big needs? Please don't think I'm talking too careless for decency;
Christ always acted like a kind friend, as I see it. I can't believe it
would hurt His feelings a particle to hear me talk this way. He was
above worrying about lots of things that bother the churches. He stopped
to take a glass of wine and have a talk with a saloon-keeper. Now, if He
was God, was that a little thing? Does God do little useless things?
Remember, I thought these things over when I was getting it hard--stop
me, if I seem disrespectful."
"No," she said, "it sounds queerly to me, but I know you are not
disrespectful, Will. I wouldn't accuse you of being the kind of fool
who'd play smart at the expense of the Almighty."
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