COLONEL. [A little sadly.] We forget what we were like when we were young. She's been looking forward to to-night ever since you wrote; and now to have to go to bed and miss the dancing. Too bad! MRS. GWYN. Don't, Uncle Tom! COLONEL. [Patting her hand.] There, there, old girl, don't think about it. She'll be all right tomorrow. MISS BEECH. If I were her mother I'd soon have her up. COLONEL. Have her up with that headache! What are you talking about, Peachey? MISS BEECH. I know a remedy. COLONEL. Well, out with it. MISS BEECH. Oh! Molly knows it too! MRS. GWYN. [Staring at the ground.] It's easy to advise. COLONEL. [Fidgetting.] Well, if you're thinking of morphia for her, don't have anything to do with it. I've always set my face against morphia; the only time I took it was in Burmah. I'd raging neuralgia for two days. I went to our old doctor, and I made him give me some. "Look here, doctor," I said, "I hate the idea of morphia, I 've never taken it, and I never want to." MISS BEECH. [Looking at MRS. GWYN.] When a tooth hurts, you should have it out. It 's only puttin' off the evil day. COLONEL. You say that because it was n't your own. MISS BEECH. Well, it was hollow, and you broke your principles! COLONEL. Hollow yourself, Peachey; you're as bad as any one! MISS BEECH [With devilry.] Well, I know that! [She turns to MRS. GWYN.] He should have had it out! Shouldn't he, Molly? MRS. GWYN. I--don't--judge for other people. [She gets up suddenly, as though deprived of air.] COLONEL. [Alarmed.] Hallo, Molly! Are n't you feeling the thing, old girl? MISS BEECH. Let her get some air, poor creature! COLONEL. [Who follows anxiously.] Your Aunt's got some first-rate sal volatile. MRS. GWYN. It's all right, Uncle Tom. I felt giddy, it's nothing, now. COLONEL. That's the dancing. [He taps his forehead.] I know what it is when you're not used to it. MRS. GWYN. [With a sudden bitter outburst.] I suppose you think I 'm a very bad mother to be amusing myself while joy's suffering. COLONEL. My dear girl, whatever put such a thought into your head? We all know if there were anything you could do, you'd do it at once, would n't she, Peachey? [MISS BEECH turns a slow look on MRS. GWYN.] MRS. GWYN. Ah! you see, Peachey knows me better. COLONEL. [Following up his thoughts.] I always think women are wonderful. There's your Aunt, she's very funny, but if there's anything the matter with me, she'll sit up all night; but when she's ill herself, and you try to do anything for her, out she raps at once. MRS. GWYN. [In a low voice.] There's always one that a woman will do anything for. COLONEL. Exactly what I say. With your Aunt it's me, and by George! Molly, sometimes I wish it was n't. MISS BEECH, [With meaning.] But is it ever for another woman!