Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
_Metaph._ You ought however to make choice of the words most us'd by
the best authors. _Tu vivendo bonos_, as they say, _scribendo sequare
peritos_.
_Alv._ Again!
_Metaph._ 'Tis _Quintilian_'s own precept.
_Alv._ Oons----
_Metaph._ And he hath something very learned upon it, that may be of
service to you to hear.
_Alv._ You son of a whore, will you hear me speak?
_Metaph._ What may be the occasion of this unmanly passion? What is it
you would have with me?
_Alv._ What you might have known an hour ago, if you had pleas'd.
_Metaph._ You would then have me hold my peace.----I shall.
_Alv._ You will do very well.
_Metaph._ You see I do; well, go on.
_Alv._ Why then, to begin once again, I say my son _Camillo_----
_Metaph._ Proceed; I shan't interrupt you.
_Alv._ I say, my son _Camillo_----
_Metaph._ What is it you say of your son _Camillo_?
_Alv._ That he has got a dog of a tutor, whose brains I'll beat out, if
he won't hear me speak.
_Metaph._ That dog is a philosopher, contemns passion, and yet will
hear you.
_Alv._ I don't believe a word on't, but I'll try once again; I have a
mind to know from you, whether you have observ'd any thing in my son----
_Metaph._ Nothing that is like his father. Go on.
_Alv._ Have a care.
_Metaph._ I do not interrupt you; but you are long in coming to a
conclusion.
_Alv._ Why, thou hast not let me begin yet.
_Metaph._ And yet 'tis high time to have made an end.
_Alv._ Dost thou know thy danger? I have not----thus much patience left.
[_Shewing the end of his finger_.
_Metaph._ Mine is already consum'd. I do not use to be thus treated; my
profession is to teach, and not to hear, yet I have hearken'd like a
school-boy, and am not heard, altho' a master.
_Alv._ Get out of the room.
_Metaph._ I will not. If the mouth of a wise man be shut, he is, as it
were, a fool; for who shall know his understanding? Therefore a certain
philosopher said well, Speak, that thou may'st be known; great talkers,
without knowledge, are as the winds that whistle; but they who have
learning, should speak aloud. If this be not permitted, we may expect
to see the whole order of nature o'erthrown; hens devour foxes, and
lambs destroy wolves, nurses suck children, and children give suck;
generals mend stockings, and chambermaids take towns; we may expect, I
say----
_Alv._ That, and that, and that, and----
[_Strikes him, and kicks him; and then follows him
off with a bell at his ear._
_Metaph. O tempora! O mores!_
+ACT+ III. +SCENE+ I.
+SCENE+, _the Street_.
_Enter ~Lopez~._
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