Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
_Lop._ He knows your marriage. How the pest should that happen? Sir,
'tis impossible; that's all.
_Lor._ I tell thee 'tis true; he knows every particular of it.
_Lop._ He does!----Why then, Sir, all I can say is, that Satan and he
are better acquainted than the devil and a good Christian ought to be.
_Lor._ Which way he has discover'd it I can't tell, nor am I much
concern'd to know, since beyond all my expectations, I find him
perfectly easy at it, and ready to excuse my fault with better reasons
than I can find to do it myself.
_Lop._ Say you so?----I am very glad to hear that, then all's safe.
[_Aside._
_Lor._ 'Tis unexpected good fortune; but it could never proceed purely
from his own temper, there must have been pains taken with him to bring
him to this calm; I'm sure I owe much to the bounty of some friend or
other; I wish I knew where my obligation lay, that I might acknowledge
it as I ought.
_Lop._ Are you thereabout's, I'faith? Then sharp's the word; I'gad I'll
own the thing, and receive his bounty for't. [_Aside._] Why, Sir----not
that I pretend to make a merit o'the matter, for alas, I am but your
poor hireling, and therefore bound in duty to render you all the
service I can----But----'tis I have don't.
_Lor._ What hast thou done?
_Lop._ What no man else could have done; the job, Sir, told him the
secret, and then talk'd him into a liking on't.
_Lor._ 'Tis impossible; thou dost not tell me true.
_Lop._ Sir, I scorn to reap any thing from another man's labours, but
if this poor piece of service carries any merit with it, you now know
where to reward it.
_Lor._ Thou art not serious!
_Lop._ I am; or may hunger be my mess-mate.
_Lor._ And may famine be mine, if I don't reward thee for't, as thou
deserv'st----Dead.
[_Making a pass at him._
_Lop._ Have a care there [_Leaping on one side._] What do you mean,
Sir? I bar all surprise.
_Lor._ Traitor, is this the fruit of the trust I plac'd in thee,
villain?
[_Making another thrust at him._
_Lop._ Take heed, Sir; you'll do one a mischief before you're aware.
_Lop._ What recompence can'st thou make me, wretch, for this piece of
treachery? Thy sordid blood can't expiate the thousandth----But I'll
have it however.
[_Thrusts again._
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