Poker Jim, Gentleman, and Other Tales and SketchesLydston, G. Frank (George Frank)
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Poker Jim, Gentleman, and Other Tales and Sketches
Lydston, G. Frank (George Frank)
American fiction; Short stories, American
“The horror of my transition from the easy life at the hotel to that
of a homeless, despised wanderer, was something of which you can have
no conception, my dear Fido, and I sincerely hope you may never pass
through so terrible an experience as I had at that time and have been
having since I--but I am getting ahead of my story.
“I don’t know how I lived through the terrible ordeal of starvation and
abuse to which I was subjected. I was inexperienced and very sensitive
to hardships. Nothing could disturb me now, but then--ah me! How tender
is youth!
“After some weeks of terrible privation and physical torture, I began
to believe that the fates were against me, when the tide of my affairs
unexpectedly turned.
“I had crawled into an open basement window in the rear of a modest
and unpretentious-looking house over on Adams Street one stormy night,
hoping to find something to satisfy my terrible hunger. To my despair,
everything was under lock and key. Noticing a number of rat holes
about, I determined to make an attempt to capture a rodent or two for
my supper, and posted myself at the hole that looked most promising.
“Game was scarce; in my then weakened state my vigil was too fatiguing
and I fell asleep at my post. When I finally awoke I was horrified to
find myself in the hands of a woman!
“You better believe I was frightened! Why, my dear Fido, I never had
such a scare in my life. But fortunately I had no cause for alarm; my
captor--who proved to be the cook--was most kind to me. She took me
up stairs to the kitchen and gave me a good, substantial meal and a
warm, soft bed. For the first time in many weeks I passed a comfortable
night, free from the pangs of hunger and unrest.
“When morning came, I of course supposed I would be told to go. To my
delight I was not only given a sumptuous breakfast, but nothing was
said about my departure, and I began to hope that I might be able to
secure a permanent position with the family.
“After I had finished my breakfast, the cook disappeared for a few
moments. She soon returned accompanied by two children, whom she called
Johnny and Ethel. They spoke to me kindly, and Ethel said:
“‘Oh, Johnny, let’s ask mamma if we can’t keep the poor thing!’
“‘Let’s do,’ cried Johnny, delightedly, ‘and I’ll ask papa to give
us some liniment for him, too, he looks just like he was havin’ the
measles.’
“‘Pshaw! me darlints,’ said the cook, ‘d’ye shpose yer pa’ll be afther
docthorin’ cats?’
“‘Of course he will,’ replied Ethel, ‘didn’t he fix Willie Thompson’s
dog when he broke his leg?’
“Sure enough, my dear Fido, the children’s papa was a doctor, and he
soon cured my skin trouble. After I was myself again, there was no
longer any danger of being asked to leave, for the children became very
fond of me; even the baby seemed to take a great fancy to me.
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